External Link/Members OnlyComments : Prompt and clear. Booked a couple of hours ahead.
Location : On main Street but has a deep doorway you can step into plus door is unlocked allowing you to step inside.
Visit : Once inside the shop seemed quite narrow. It was very clean and nicely decorated and furnished. Maddy met me at the front desk and took me through to a room at the rear. Again clean and pleasant. There was a proper massage table and enough space around it. I was left briefly to undress after Maddy took my £40 for the hour.
Maddy came back in. I guess she was mid to late 30s, 5'5" thick set 12/14 but NOT fat.... more gym ready maybe and probably B cup breasts. She had long black hair tied and down her back, had a nice face and was wearing a short dress.. She was cheerful but had poor English.
So on the table I go with her hands diagonally set between shoulder blade and top of bum for slightly strange alternating pressure that sort of rocked me like a Weeble. On the subject of arses, I think the instructor at her massage school must have taught that Englishmen like having their bums being complimented on as her telling me I had a nice (though fat) arse was to become a reoccurring theme. Anyway after 2 minutes of this, one of her hands disappeared presumably off on texting duty. Ah, the Joy of Text.... doesn't this just piss you off. After a few minutes of this the hand returned, shagged out after scrolling through the Chinese alphabet I bet, back to it's rightful duties. I was starting to think this massage was going to be another dud.
Anyway on with the massage, for the first 10-15 minutes done without oil then after this with small amounts. Fine by me as oil is often over-used. Though the massage didn't seem to have much structure, and after the disappointing start it developed into a very thorough session. The style was fairly slow but there was decent pressure. At different points Maddy would, in broken English, check on how I was which was nice without being irritating.
With about 25 minutes Maddy comes to the head of the table, kneels down and whispers would I like B2B? I think it always adds to the excitement when they whisper..... though there was no other bugger around to hear. £40 agreed and paid. Off comes the dress to reveal a 2 piece sort of gym kit though this was removed immediately after. She had a nice enough body and her easy and friendly manner had me looking forward. On a few occasions she slapped my backside and said, with a chuckle, "nice". (Note to self : must find which Chinese province has ladies who love Englishmen with fat hairy arses).
I was just about to turn over when she tells me to stay on my front. I'm not happy at this stage as I can see this being a swerve. Anyway she starts rubbing herself against my back which I find about as sexy as making a bowl of porridge. Somehow she was actually applying quite a bit of pressure nevertheless you can't feel anything specific so hence it's hardly erotic. Fortunately this only went on for a short period before finally turning over.
Now the fun properly started. After climbing on the table she starts at the bottom and slowly and methodically works her way up using her breasts to lightly rub my body paying particular attention to my dick and balls. She was concentrating hard whilst doing this - as was my knob. She continued slowly up my stomach and chest. (This is how 'Twister' should be played!) Maddy then starts to lick and tease my nipples - have had it done a hundred times and always just gone along with it and found it a waste of time - anyway not this time, she was relentless with her tongue to the extent she's either proud of her skills or loves it. At the same time she's massaging my cock and balls. All the while Maddy was taking her time.
Finally Maddy gets off the table to give a nice slow wank whilst the balls are not forgotten. I reach between her legs, often you get no response, but here she lifted a leg and placed her foot near my head on the table so I got a lovely view and feel of her fanny. Sometimes I have a problem coming - not this time, privates were on parade and shooting for the stars!
Finished pretty much on time, sadly couldn't chat much because of the language barrier so relied, as I sometimes do, on pulling faces instead. Some blokes are just weird.
Summary : Nice girl, decent massage and a B2B that in the end had me pumping like a fire tug. Must try this place again.
