External Link/Members OnlyJanine advertises an erotic massage with oils. The only true word in that sentence is Oils, Baby Oil to be exact and plenty of it.
I booked an hours appointment for £90 and made my way to the Post Code, a remote area of Blackburn for which you would need a car.
A quiet rural area not far off the M65.
First impressions, which became lasting impressions were not good. Janine is a large (obese) lady with an impressive belly. I wish I could say the same about her breasts but they were literally in the shadow of her belly, with hidden nipples pointing south.
Plenty of endless chatter from Janine on how good she was and how much experience she has had with Bondage/Dungeons etc. I thought the session was never going to start, and in hindsight, I wish it hadn't!
She asked me to massage her first, but don't touch nipples or fanny. The black tights stayed firmly on throughout.
Pathetic attempt at a massage on me, basically pouring oil on my back and rubbing it around. On the turnover (on a bed, not massage table), Janine sat on the side of the bed, poured more oil on the little feller, closed her eyes and proceeded to wank me off.
When eventually I achieved a climax, paper tissues were offered, together with a hot shower to remove the excessive oil. The shower was the best part of the whole experience.
I guess some guys like the larger lady, but Janine did nothing for me, so off the Hot list she goes.
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