Author Topic: JosephineBlue - Chelmsford  (Read 2922 times)


3 review(s) for The Sweetest Natalie (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Barry782

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Recently met JosephineBlue for an hours booking.

Very much gfe, and vanilla.

Services were delivered with enthusiasm and it was very natural without fake moans and groans.

Pretty girl, and body size seems to be as described.


Will probably see again, when I fancy a gfe.

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a few more details wouldn't go amiss

price? duration? location? ease of comms?

Offline Barry782

Location as per the title

Gfe so all you'd expect - owo and sex, kissing.

Paid whatever the hourly rate is.  :cool:

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OK cleverass
The state of the location - house/flat/hotel clean/tide/shitpit/deathtrap?
Prices change - she might put them up next week so saying "as advertised" or whatever is a waste of time
Your review tells us so little as to be almost worthless

Offline Gpunter1

I agree this review is pathetic and one of the worst I’ve ever seen.

Offline radioman33

Thanks for review,British aswell in Chelmsford,most are the EE crew.Sounds like a gfe with an older type half hour at £80 seems ok.

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I agree this review is pathetic and one of the worst I’ve ever seen.

It's surprisingly poor form from the OP, most of his previews reviews are pretty good  :unknown:

Offline Gpunter1

Yes I’ve just had a look myself at his older reviews and they’re really good, well written and detailed!!!

Offline fatboy

He was Barry78 before getting locked out of UKP a couple of years ago and had posted loads of good reviews in the old days.
Perhaps he had an off day when writing this review.
Although the review lacks detail I'm of the opinion if you don't like someone's review then go yourself and post one.

Offline Barry782

Jesus wept.


It was a very vanilla punt, so there's not really much to say owo, kissing, and sex.

The room was adequate.

The location was Chelmsford, however as I don't know the area well, I cannot tell you too much, apart for the sign for hospital being close. It wasn't in the centre of the town, and I use my work GPS to travel around, and delete the info.


The price for an hour is 160 so that's what I paid.



As mentioned I've posted lots of reviews over the years both on this and my previous account. As you'll see, when there are details that are of note, then they are posted, as generally my interests are more in the realm of pse.

Compared to a lot of the other reviews here, I am surprised that this is being picked a part, and called the worst review and get seen or whatever was said. Having looked at other reviews on this board recently, it does seem strange that a regular,long standing contributor is having this conversation when there are plenty more that should be given this type of scrutiny, and that's before we talk about the lack of contributions that others have given to this place.


On future, my reviews will only be of the punts that are not vanilla, and have other details that may appease you all.


Offline fatboy

Barry,
You keep posting reviews.
That's more useful to me than a long discussion about how the reviewer pounded her to death.
Or indeed how many times he came and in what position.
Cheers, FB.

Offline Gpunter1

We’re not having a go Barry it’s just your previous reviews by the looks we’re very good so you set the bar high so to speak.

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We’re not having a go Barry it’s just your previous reviews by the looks we’re very good so you set the bar high so to speak.

+1

Seems like Barry dropped the ball on this one.

No price or duration. It's the first ever review of this SP, her pictures show very little, so a little more detail about her looks, shape and size etc wouldn't go amiss.

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This girl did have a max age limit on her profile when it first appeared. Think it was 45 or 50. Obviously business has been a bit slow so she removed it. As I am beyond her limits I wasnt intrrested as thought the service would be sub par.

Offline disinterested

She works on hospital road near a some of shops .
Entry to her premises is not very discreet ,
ground floor flat which was quite untidy . She vaped when i was there

She’s a likeable girl a bit bigger than size 14 if i recall , biggish bum
boobs in proportion . Lovely face as per pictures and can hold a conversation

her innocence was rather beguiling but i think by now she may be a bit
jaded by volume / baselessness of men who want other than GFE.  Very vanilla services when
I was there 

The key thing is she wants £160 which is a lot a money for what she is offering …
but people pay want they want to pay - but  she is overpriced … otherwise I would return
again .
YMMV etc

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She works on hospital road near a some of shops .
Entry to her premises is not very discreet ,
ground floor flat which was quite untidy . She vaped when i was there

She’s a likeable girl a bit bigger than size 14 if i recall , biggish bum
boobs in proportion . Lovely face as per pictures and can hold a conversation

her innocence was rather beguiling but i think by now she may be a bit
jaded by volume / baselessness of men who want other than GFE.  Very vanilla services when
I was there 

The key thing is she wants £160 which is a lot a money for what she is offering …
but people pay want they want to pay - but  she is overpriced … otherwise I would return
again .
YMMV etc

This isn't helping the review count / stats for this SP.

Please post your own review instead of tacking it to the end of someone else's.

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i don’t know how to …
Don't take the piss, you post reviews in exactly the same way as you did in October 2021. Or are you saying you are using someone else's account.  :unknown:

Posting what could be a stand alone review on a review by another member is a waste of time, apart from it quite often goes unnoticed it doesn't add to the SP's review total and doesn't show up in searches.