Valentina Big Ass - Stamford Hill - Curiosity got the best of me

[Bigjimmyjones]

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I'm sure more people have seen her than reviewed.

She's based on a road between Stamford Hill and south Tottenham station. Just off the main road but somewhat discreet.

On entry she was really warm as others have said and very complimentary. I didn't think her face looked that bad but she's not going to win any beauty pageants.

As you can tell, she's had plenty of surgery on her arse and it looks quite ridiculous. It looks very good when she's bent over and kneeling but the rest of the time it looks like a queen Ant in human form. I didn't know what to make of it. 

OW was provided enthusiastically but she began to make nervous comments about the size. When she was on top I could tell she was a bit happier as she could control the depth. But was very cautious about doing doggy. When we actually got around to do doggy it barely lasted a few minutes (of the most shallow thrusts) before she very apologetically said she had to change position.

Somehow finished up with her back on top.

I've given this a neutral as she was quite accomodating and warm but her body isn't suited for this job I'd say.

£40 for 15mins

[rioblack90]

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I'm sure more people have seen her than reviewed.

She's based on a road between Stamford Hill and south Tottenham station. Just off the main road but somewhat discreet.

On entry she was really warm as others have said and very complimentary. I didn't think her face looked that bad but she's not going to win any beauty pageants.

As you can tell, she's had plenty of surgery on her arse and it looks quite ridiculous. It looks very good when she's bent over and kneeling but the rest of the time it looks like a queen Ant in human form. I didn't know what to make of it. 

OW was provided enthusiastically but she began to make nervous comments about the size. When she was on top I could tell she was a bit happier as she could control the depth. But was very cautious about doing doggy. When we actually got around to do doggy it barely lasted a few minutes (of the most shallow thrusts) before she very apologetically said she had to change position.

Somehow finished up with her back on top.

I've given this a neutral as she was quite accomodating and warm but her body isn't suited for this job I'd say.

£40 for 15mins

What size are you pal? I want to see her for prone boning and I’m about 7 and abit inches, if you don’t wanna say out loud maybe PM me?
Her arse is mad ridiculous and I need her under me.

[Bigjimmyjones]

I'd give her a miss lad in all honesty

[CalQueLon]

I'd give her a miss lad in all honesty

I rated her positive but in reality once you get past the ass the service is VERY neutral. I mean she got the body that you would want too go crazy with but she is not the one for that.

[rioblack90]

I rated her positive but in reality once you get past the ass the service is VERY neutral. I mean she got the body that you would want too go crazy with but she is not the one for that.

Damn that’s a shame! I remember a Brazilian who was similar last year who had an insane body, and she had some muscle but apparently couldn’t take d

[last_days_of_logan]

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I'm sure more people have seen her than reviewed.

She's based on a road between Stamford Hill and south Tottenham station. Just off the main road but somewhat discreet.

On entry she was really warm as others have said and very complimentary. I didn't think her face looked that bad but she's not going to win any beauty pageants.

As you can tell, she's had plenty of surgery on her arse and it looks quite ridiculous. It looks very good when she's bent over and kneeling but the rest of the time it looks like a queen Ant in human form. I didn't know what to make of it. 

OW was provided enthusiastically but she began to make nervous comments about the size. When she was on top I could tell she was a bit happier as she could control the depth. But was very cautious about doing doggy. When we actually got around to do doggy it barely lasted a few minutes (of the most shallow thrusts) before she very apologetically said she had to change position.

Somehow finished up with her back on top.

I've given this a neutral as she was quite accomodating and warm but her body isn't suited for this job I'd say.

£40 for 15mins

this was my experience too.

except the damage was 60 pounds and my review was a negative

she is shit at taking D. Absolutely hopeless with it

[last_days_of_logan]

I rated her positive but in reality once you get past the ass the service is VERY neutral. I mean she got the body that you would want too go crazy with but she is not the one for that.

You never said anything like that in your review though. I dont tink it was even close. 

Your review actually made me want to go LOL.

[last_days_of_logan]

I'd give her a miss lad in all honesty

I am so glad your reviews/experiences mirror mine. Like if you had said she was fine with you, i would have doubled back thinking "Maybe she has adapted with time"

BUt sounds like she is still weak as before

[Bigjimmyjones]

I am so glad your reviews/experiences mirror mine. Like if you had said she was fine with you, i would have doubled back thinking "Maybe she has adapted with time"

BUt sounds like she is still weak as before

Yeah tbh I should have really rated it as a negative but it's not like she didn't make an effort at all. So I think a Neutral was fair.

I think it was your review/comment that made me tentatively go for 15 mins!

[Gentlelovemaking]

Exactly the same as my punt with her. I don’t see the point in her doing this as nice as she is. She’s friendly but has little to no ability to take D.I was inside her and didn’t thrust and she was grabbing the sheets for dear life. Funny thing is I’d rate her as a neutral as well although you’d think it would be a negative

[CalQueLon]

You never said anything like that in your review though. I dont tink it was even close. 

Your review actually made me want to go LOL.

Sorry again I did say it was generic which I ment too say neutral in my review but I get your point what I stated was abit colourful.