Scarlett Banxxx - Neasden - TOFTT

[FrankBooth]

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This one makes me think of that 'Demotivators' poster: "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others"; You can see from my review history that this is the first time I TOFTT; AND now I understand why I probably shouldn't again.

Comms: Fast / responsive to my request text; On reflection, I didn't take enough notice of the amount of 'babe' references in those texts (strong hint!)

Location: a depressing semi-detached somewhere in Neasden - as a northener visiting london for just that 2 days I of course *fabulously*  underestimated how long it takes to get from central London to Neasden..

The Girl: Just like the pics, there are *those tits*, but IRL her face is stern / angular and her towering body has no curves at all ; Those long/ straight legs/ no hips, shoulders like a lock forward (check the 'middle' pic on her profile - when she's stood up those legs are *awkward*).

Cost: £100 for half hour - quoted extras: titwank(really?), OWO, CIM - didn't take.

Action: Right from the moment she opened the door (mutual face drop) we both knew this was going to be bad; For me the surprise was just how tall she was - I don't like being towered over, and even worse when she's scowling; For her, I think she got one of her first ideas that maybe not all the guys that will visit are going to be randy 20- somethings. I've seen a *number* of girls over a *number* of years, and I'd confidently predict that she's enirely new at this / I was probably her second/ third customer.. (*no* idea AT ALL).  Having travelled that distance (and worked myself up through randy imaginings) I persisted ..
It's a  blur now, but involved being handed a soggy, dirty towel to shower with ('thanks').. and then, when I emerged, being kept at arms distance as far as possible - not any attempt at all to engage / indulge. We soldiered on for about 10 mins (me waving my dick in her face)- no response/ no action at all before I called it ("this is hopeless");  Lesson learnt ..

[Ron89]

Sorry to hear. She’s definitely not new to the game, I fucked her in West Kensington over a year ago. She’s also very active on seeking. I had a similarly shit experience for what it’s worth and must have forgotten to review.

[sparkus]

Those are a blinding pair BUT her body looks as awkward as you say so while a titwank or motorboating may be out of this world a regular fuck wouldn't be. The titwank premium charge is just her acknowledgement of that.