Author Topic: Mai - Chinese Holistic Massage - Hastings, East Sussex  (Read 1060 times)

Offline bellyboy

Saw Mai, Chinese type pretty milf 40ish, spoke hardly any English, at 4a Cambridge Road, Hastings, in the basement. Very little else in this area for massage with extras. Not a discreet entrance and nearby there were lots of fat balding tattoo types sitting outside cheap looking bars. The sign outside says £40 for 1 hour massage, inside there is another sign that says £45.  Place is dirty, the loo at the back had a pool of water in the middle of the room. The massage room was your standard shabby Chinese massage type place, okay if you like the seedy side of life. I was left to get undressed. I decided to leave my pants on, to see what would happen, when she came in. She emerged and almost the first thing she did was rip them off as I lay face down, so there was no question what was going to be on offer. Massage was okay, nothing special. Then after half an hour she offered the extras, agreed on body to body and handjob for £40 (after negotiation, which involved demonstrating the calculation with her fingers, due to her lack of English, one finger being ten  :rolleyes:). She allowed me to suck her nipples and and feel around her ass. I came pretty quick and that was it. She pointed to the clock, as her way of making me scram, which was actually only 48 mins total time but hey ho.  I enjoyed it as it was a very spontaneous punt and did the trick. There was no website but Google Maps had contact details: phone number to shop. 07949825559

Offline mr.bluesky

Your call bellyboy but I would rate that as neutral at best, so many negative aspects to your time there. Short changed over the time in the room is probably my number 1 pet hate, sounds a bit of a dump of an establishment but at least she got you over the finishing line.

Offline massageseeker1977

Agreed, positive sounds incredibly generous as just because the options are limited, doesn't make the potential best on offer any good and maybe is why the service isn't great as there is no competition

Have considered here in the past but won't bother now

Offline bellyboy

Your call bellyboy but I would rate that as neutral at best, so many negative aspects to your time there. Short changed over the time in the room is probably my number 1 pet hate, sounds a bit of a dump of an establishment but at least she got you over the finishing line.
yes, you are right. I think it came up as a positive review by default.

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yes, you are right. I think it came up as a positive review by default.

so, do you want to change the rating to "neutral"? (a forum helper can do that provide you clearly confirm that you want it to be neutral)


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I passed here recently.

As the review says, the place is is in the basement, fairly centrally located in Hastings. I looked at the boards outside hoping to coax someone out - which I did. A 40s-ish Chinese lady came out, nothing to report on looks wise - just very average. I asked her name, but have since forgotten.

Anyway, I acted dumb and said I needed to get some cash but what were the costs. £40 for the hour I think, but what I remember more clearly was the £60 for B2B. I made my 'needing cash' excuses and left. Just couldn't be bothered to haggle on the B2B part - so never returned