Author Topic: Leila - Chingford (JoAnna & D Massage) - TOFTT  (Read 1693 times)

Offline rover_100

Few reviews to get up, starting with a possible TOFTT. Image from website Joanna sent attached, since there is no permanent profile.

Comms:
Fancied a massage so messaged Joanna on her listed number and asked who was working, she sent me the list and a link to External Link/Members Only for pics. Didn't see any reviews on Leila and fancied her look so I booked up for an hour. Don't think I've ever used Joanna & D before so no expectations going in aside from the intel on here. Anyway comms were good, was told to just walk up and push the door of the address at the agreed time, no need to text and confirm beforehand like some outfits.

Duration:
60 minutes

Price:
£120 for 1hr "tancric b2b sensual"

Location:
Without giving away too much its the E4 address. House in a cul-de-sac. Not a great deal of parking but I prefer to be a couple minutes walk away, and found some down a side road off another residential cul-de-sac. Walk was about 3 minutes. Action happens upstairs, shower is downstairs through the living room where the other girl (if not working) is lounging, and scarpers if you're down the stairs  :sarcastic:.

Meet:
Waltzed in at the agreed time as discussed and through the porch door, its curtained up so once inside you can't be seen. Leila was waiting on the other side of the locked door and I was let right in. She looked exactly like the pic, definitely the same girl. Above average height for a woman, probably 5 foot 7/8. She looked fantastic in that dress, really fair smooth complexion. Its not very evident in the pics but there is some oriental ethnicity in there, I'd take a guess and say she's half oriental half English but I could be well off. I wasn't disappointed by her looks.

Shoes off, up the stairs and got the paperwork out the way. Even though I showered before, I always take a quick one as it ought to put the SP at ease and offers the biggest chance of extras if they're on the table. Bit awkward going downstairs and her whispering something before opening the living room door, hearing the other SP go to the closet or wherever! All done and back up, I laid down on the table and we got started.

The short version is she's probably the most skilled tantric/sensual masseuse I've seen. She only used light pressure, barely any, but it was always on tender spots of muscle and was all about increasing bloodflow. There was never any hint it was therapeutic or functional, it was nothing but warm oil and soft flesh and eventually reach unders and all the goodness that follows  :yahoo: . I have never writhed or made so much noise on the table before. That said there was no real effort to sell the sensuality on her part - sure she was skilled, but there was no pretence from her. No sensual staring, smiling, blowing in the ear, any of those extra touches. You feel very clearly in the first few minutes that there is a boundary and it stays there throughout.

On the flip, there was minimal b2b. This was the first time I saw her disrobed and she looks in good shape. From the first impression at the door I would've guessed she was 30-34, seeing her body I would revise it to about 40. Not a flat stomach, not perky tits, but in good shape and I was not at all disappoionted. Technique wise, she gets you into the HJ fairly early and spends a lot of time teasing, building you up, and then slowing down until the time is mostly up. I asked if touching was on the cards, she said yes. I was all over with no restriction, I'm no boundary pusher and don't try to go for the pussy in this scenario unless explicit permission is given but while fondling her ass I must have got too close because there was a brief sway of the hips away from me - oops. Regardless she finished me off, no complaints about the longer-than-average time to get me off and was the same after the act. Perfectly pleasant, very skilled, but nothing more than a transactional act and wouldn't have you believe otherwise, even in the moment.

Positives:
  • Maybe the best, if not top 3 sensual massages I've ever had for pure technique
  • Attractive, "what you see is what you get" woman
Negatives
  • No banter, warmth, or any kind of casual feel, very transactional
  • After the flip, lacking much of a b2b
  • £120 for an hour is over what I'd consider good value for the experience
  • Awkward shower location

Would I see again?
No. Although the meet was positive it wasn't anything beyond - it was just fine. She is definitely skilled, but with minimal enthusiasm it takes something out of it for me. Personal choice but I'd definitely go back to see someone who had half her skill, but with the right amount of enthusiasm. Its a b2b not a therapeutic sports massage, and skilled hands only get it so far.

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« Last Edit: August 27, 2023, 02:57:49 pm by rover_100 »

Offline Hotshots76


Offline rover_100

She is from Kazakhstan

I could certainly believe it. Haven't personally known any Kazakh women but the facial features and complexion do match up.


Offline pepsicolaboy

Thank you for saving me £70 for a 30 mins massage, another sexually cold massuese avoided  :thumbsdown:

You paid for b2b and didnt really get any.

'she was 30-34, seeing her body I would revise it to about 40. Not a flat stomach, not perky tits, but in good shape and I was not at all disappoionted'

 :dash:

I did get sent photos from Joannna and she looked like some young 20 something with a little bit of curves on her legs - once again these photos are all angled on purpose and this is a disappointment. (exact same trick Baltic Massage does)

I am sure this would suit some gents but I would have been personally p_sssed off paying for this.

At very best, these ladies are £40 for 30 mins sensual and £50 for 30 mins for B2B and then pro rata in my mind - this is Baltic Massage prices and You & Me Spa prices (there £50 but just standard massage).

They are charging a premium here and dont see they are offering it

I Joanna's defence, I think she would recruit and keep better SP if they came to her and stayed. Also on this occassion they are 'real' photos of the SP, as mentioned before they have happily used fake ones many times.

thanks for saving me TOFTT on her

 :hi:
« Last Edit: August 28, 2023, 09:21:11 am by pepsicolaboy »

Offline rover_100

You're welcome, glad to have taken it for you since you seem more mad about it than I do! I rated it a Positive, even if it was only just, and I stick by it. Again I'm gonna highlight that whatever this missed in b2b, it made up for in tantric. I was a mess on that table. Just a shame she didn't have the engagement to really sell it and guarantee repeat after repeat.

Offline pepsicolaboy

You're welcome, glad to have taken it for you since you seem more mad about it than I do! I rated it a Positive, even if it was only just, and I stick by it. Again I'm gonna highlight that whatever this missed in b2b, it made up for in tantric. I was a mess on that table. Just a shame she didn't have the engagement to really sell it and guarantee repeat after repeat.

Fair point, I have seen the steady decline of SP in the area (massage certainly included) and I am judging things against these previous standards to a degree.

The deceptive photos is annoying IMO.

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