External Link/Members OnlyBeen going to this place for ages, most recent two visits have been a massive let down. Maybe they have got too popular which has bred complacency ?
Visited this week, new lady on reception looks about 50 so I assumed that’s exactly what she was - a receptionist ! Oh no !
Shown into a room barely big enough for a massage table and no shower ! I insist I need a shower before (it was hot and sticky outside). Said I’ll leave it and come back later - the other room becomes available so I stay (should have walked)
Have a quick shower and lay on the bed and in comes……..you’ve guessed it….the receptionist !
In for a penny I thought, maybe she had outstanding talents ! No chance !
I like to negotiate before the massage starts, I find this usually works better as everyone knows exactly what’s in and what’s out and my negotiation skills are pretty bad when the masseuse has my balls in her hands ! So I ask about a happy ending ! She panics, doesn’t do that, she’s new, she can get another girl ! Eventually we agree she will massage me for half an hour and another girl will take over ! Not happy but agree reluctantly.
Half hour goes and no sign of a new girl or a happy ending ! I ask where she is but she doesn’t know ! I say don’t bother I’ll just have a massage and be done with it !
Eventually another girl comes in and I say it’s cool I’m not interested now but she promises me longer as there’s only 10 minutes left..
I agree and she finishes me as discussed for £30.
I leave disappointed and pass two guys sitting waiting in the tiny reception by the front door. Not ideal and it’s a negative for me
