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Louise had been in my HL for a while as a possible but I couldn’t make my mind up about her. I did have a window available at short notice but couldn’t decide whether to see anyone or not bother at all. Normally I book well in advance, but on this occasion, the punting ‘red-mist’ descended the day before my window and I wanted to book someone. A quick review of my HL – but which one? Just something about her made me fuckin’ horny, so I fired off a text to see if she was available at the time I wanted and she texted back within a few minutes to say all was OK and to confirm the following morning by phone.
A quick phone call around lunchtime to make sure everything was OK. She certainly sounded bright and articulate on the phone, unlike one or two where the phone call has put me off. She followed up with a text a little later to confirm the address and promising me ‘a great time’. All sounded pretty good......
Alas this wasn’t how it turned out. Facial pics on her profile are accurate as she’s actually quite pretty with long, straight, dark hair but it all goes downhill after that. Profile says 5’5” but I think this is with killer heels on – in reality 5’ at the most. Dress size is stated as size 10. Very questionable.... I’m guessing she’d be very petite if she was slim, but she isn’t, particularly her belly which is actually quite big. This only became evident once her dress was off. I guess if you like chubby girls who are quite pretty she might fit the bill.
The venue also leaves a bit to be desired. A residential property that seems to have been converted to a brothel, with a kitchen and ‘office’ downstairs and the three upstairs ‘bedrooms’ are all designed to be fucked in. I was the only one there at the time but I guess you could end up with three girls and punters all fucking within earshot of one another. Not nice. I won’t go into levels of cleanliness but it was all a bit grim, to say the least. I did get what appeared to be a clean towel.....
Service was all a bit rushed as well. We got down to it pretty quickly but moved too quickly from one thing to the next as though she’s geared up for quickies. She couldn’t settle to the job either, continually nipping out for drinks or to sort her fanny out or, er, well I’m not sure what to be honest. All a bit stop-start for my liking. OWO was OK but nothing special, RO likewise and neither lasted very long. I fucked her in missionary, doggy and CG. We eventually moved back to mish where I decided to get it over with and came in the condom. I elected not to hose her with it as that would have meant having to clear up etc.
In fairness I banged her hard and she held her legs in the air which looked quite good from where I was. She complimented me on how vigorous I was making her cum twice.
A quick shower and I was back to my car in 45 mins. I couldn’t really recommend this to anyone, unless your surroundings are immaterial and you’re into quickies with a pretty albeit chubby bird. Poor choice on my part, or rather my dicks part.
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