External Link/Members OnlyQuest: To find a masseur (preferable female) who can offer a good physical body massage, is personable, friendly, provides an enjoyable experience and finishes with a sensual flourish (with an emphasis on the arousal of my most important muscle).
I do not want sex. I have had body to body in the past and it has never been a satisfying experience, mainly because I think they are just going through the motions. As opposed to previous girlfriends who were ‘into’ the experience. Which means I will never pay for it unless I think there will be a chance of a ‘good’ experience.
Destination: Serenity, 9a Silver Street, Wellingborough
I was in Wellingborough for lunch with friends and got here too early. I had 45 minutes spare and thought about visiting Pimmy @ 5 Palms, however, whilst walking around I noticed on gumtree that there was an advert for a new venue called Serenity Massage and it was in the town centre. The sun was out, I was feeling adventurous, didn’t have much time and so I made my way there. Serenity is probably about 200m further up the road from 5 Palms on the left hand side of the main road. For punters of a nervous disposition it is a busy road, but, I don’t care who sees me entering these establishments.
Date: August
Meet: I entered and a 30s female, called Sugar (presumably her professional name) came out of one of the rooms. I asked about a massage and she gave me the following prices, 30min £30, 45 £40, 60 £50.
We agreed on 30 mins for £30 and I was shown into a room. There are 2 massage rooms and each has it’s own shower cubicle, a sturdy massage table and they are very clean. I was told that it had been open for under a week.
There are 2 women working today, Sugar & Kiki. Sugar has a reasonable grasp of english, however, Kiki (who has recently arrived in this country) understands very little english and communicates by using her phone to translate (she does seem to understand some words, which are common in this industry)
I stripped naked and lay face down on the table, Sugar proceeded to give me a reasonable massage of the shoulders & back. 10 minutes later, Kiki arrived, she is probably early 40s, dark hair, short red low-cut dress with good sized breasts. I was asked if I wanted 4 hands & I refused because I didn’t have enough time. Kiki was now taking over the massage.
Kiki’s massage was poor compared to Sugar’s. I asked about extras & was given the following prices. £20 HR/HE, £40 full body/all access/B2B and a price for a blow job which I couldn’t see because it was dark.
Because of time constraints I went with hand relief, which seemed to her the worst option because she kept mentioning B2B (I did try & offer her £30 for B2B, but she would budge from £40).
In the end the HR was abysmal, she sat between my legs and half heartedly pumped away with minimal technique or effort. I got her up and she stood beside me pumping away while I massaged her breasts and finally managed a very limp ending/petite mort.
I dressed and left. I am giving this visit a negative because of this visit’s experience. However, I will be back in the next few weeks and try some other extras on offer which could improve the rating.
Cost: £30 (30mins massage) + £20 (hand relief) = £50
Conclusion: First visit and it didn’t end well. However, I will revisit and try the B2B with Kiki and also try whatever Sugar has to offer. I do feel that Kiki is an experienced worker, which is why she was disappointed that I ‘only’ wanted a hand job.
It could be another option in Northants and proper competition for 5 Palms
Rating: Negative - 3/10. I didn't have much time but the experience could have been better. I will revisit & review
Next time: TBC….the journey continues
