External Link/Members Only1hr Massage £50 + £20 HE + £20 Topless (£90 Total)
Preamble
I wasn't sure whether to grade this a weak positive or a neutral. In the end when I left the shop I had no spring in my step, and in fact felt a bit 'meh', so I guess that makes this one a definite neutral.
Comms
Excellent quick and clear comms, all by SMS.
Location
Very nice area with plenty of free on-road parking. The nearby co-op carpark is free for 2 hours too. Happy that the motor would still be there unmolested when I came out, which isn't something that you can say for all areas of Nuneaton.
The shop is clean and tidy and fairly discreet. Discretion is only let down by the continuous stream of old gits shuffling in through the door to get wanked off. (I was sat in the Co-op carpark waiting for my slot, and it seemed very obvious to me what was going on. Maybe that's because I was an old git waiting to be wanked off, and it might not be so obvious to a civvy).
The shop is clean and tidy and the waiting area is screened off, so you shouldn't have to meet any of the aforementioned old gits face to face in reception unless you're really unlucky with your timing.
The treatment room was large with an ok ensuite electric shower. Bizarrely, there's no bracket to fix the shower head to the wall, so you have to hold it in one hand. The massage table was sturdy and comfy with a head hole.
Ivy
Late twenties/early thirties slim attractive Chinese girl. Excellent fluent English, friendly and chatty. Pleasant enough, but we just didn't seem to click. She's a part-timer but works at the shop regularly.
Massage
The massage was good, and sorted out all of my knots. Not sensual at all though and no CCs or RUs. I thought it was going to be completely legit until Ivy matter of factly asked if I'd like any extras. I should've gone with the straight £20 HJ, but wasted an extra pony on the topless option. I'd actually asked for B2B, but this wasn't on offer. Ivy's actually got a nice pair of surprisingly large tits which she encouraged me to play with, but there was no chance of a tit-wank. The oily HJ was too fast and Ivy clearly wasn't paying attention; frantically pumping away long after I'd cum. In fact, I had to stop her as it was becoming painful.
Conclusion
I wanted this to be better as the location's safe, pleasant and convenient. Unfortunately the experience was underwhelming, and I don't think I'll be returning any time soon.
