External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyA bit of a late report but I managed a long-weekend mini-european-punting-tour earlier this year. Flew into Weeze on a cheap Ryanair flight arriving late at night. Made the mistake of booking the airport hotel which was a 25-minute walk in the pitch dark and was slightly less luxurious than a prison.
Late rise in the morning, Thursday, and drove over to Parenclub Mystique for the monthly Mega Gang Bang. Quite a bit less busy than it had been on my previous visit last summer but I had expected that just because of the time of year. No action in the garden as it wasn't really good enough weather. Still, plenty of action going on throughout the day (I arrived at 2 and stayed until about 10.30). Quite a few slim, attractive ladies in their late 30s around, along with the majority of older MILFS. Managed to get a few nice BJs during the afternoon then somehow found myself in the dark room jostling for a BJ from a very attractive slim brunette (I'd spotted her going in). It was a bit of a bun-fight but once I got my turn there was no stopping her. It was a brilliant BJ, so much so that I shot my load in her mouth after only a couple of minutes. Not a problem for most guys, but I'm pretty much one-pop a-day these days so I was in danger of spoiling the rest of the night. I decided to go for some food and take a good long rest. I headed back into the rooms after about an hour and encountered a young Mediterranean-looking woman with long curly hair (a big turn-on for me) giving out blowjobs. I had a semi just looking at her and when she grabbed my cock and started sucking I could feel the sap rising again. I managed to fuck her for a few minutes but couldn't really stay hard with a tight condom on. Despite this, she seemed to take a liking to me and I encountered her two more times before closing time; the last one being particularly memorable as she rode me cowgirl while sucking two other dicks. Overall, despite it not being busy, I still had a really good time.
The next day had to be a rest day so, following the recommendations of the legendary member and European punting guru, Wanking, I headed off to the Medi Therme Spa in Bochum. I spent a very pleasant 4 hours surrounded by naked bodies of all shapes and sizes (plenty of pubic hair on show, unlike when Wanking visited. Maybe it's making a comeback?). The hourly sauna rituals are a bit much at first but you get used to the heat if you persevere.
Next day, Saturday, it was off to Kaarst to Farrell Lounge. Not somewhere I'd been before so I wasn't sure what to expect. There's only one hotel near the club, the Mercure, and it's not great, but I wasn't planning on spending much time there so the convenience (only a 10-minute walk to the club) won me over. I think I arrived at about 9.30 and there were only maybe about a dozen people there, including 4 or 5 women. There really wasn't any action for the first 90 minutes or so then, after a few more couples had drifted in, some of them made their way upstairs. None of them seemed that interested in having anyone join in, but then I somehow ended up beside two guys and a girl who were slowly warming up for some action. I approached them and didn't get knocked back so I move in closer and started fingering her, and eventually gave her oral. Bizarrely, as she was lying flat on her back at this stage, I hadn't actually seen her face! This was definitely a first for me 😀. There wasn't much action for a while after that, but I kept my eye on a very attractive 40s MILF who was fucking various guys. I can best describe her as having a 'sexy professor' look. She was quite a large woman; not BBW, just strongly built, but she clearly knew how to make the best of her body and I enjoyed just watching her fuck. Later in the evening, the opportunity arose to join her and her partner in a room. While she was sucking a dick I moved in and gave her oral, which she very much appreciated. She returned the favour with a great BJ and let me come in her mouth. Again, that would normally be me done for the night but I decided to stick around for a while. I did meet up with her again later and gave her more oral. She offered to let me fuck her but I was done in, sadly. There weren't any more opportunities to join in with anyone after that, but I enjoyed watching various couples and groups until closing time.
The next day was the last of my trip so I read up a bit on here to find out what else was available nearby. I settled on the El Brasi Film Club, which sounded a bit 'different'. It certainly was 😄. The place is a rabbit warren of tiny rooms, most of which had nobody in them in the 2 hours I was there. There's a big room in the middle with a huge video screen showing pornos. The first time I went in there there was just one guy lying on his back on a bench in the middle of the room wanking, while about 30 people sat around watching the movie. Later on, there were a few couples shagging, but they didn't show any interest in having anyone join them. The only action to be had was at the glory-holes. I queued up for about 10 minutes and got a half-decent BJ from a nice blonde (I spied her through the hole 😊), but apart from that there was really nothing going on for single guys.
Overall, it was a good trip. Mystique, as always, was the highlight, but it probably always will be just because of the number of people attending. Huge thanks to Wanking for all the previous reviews and tips.
I'm now planning another trip for next month hopefully the Mystique garden and pool will be open as I've had some good times in the open air in the past.
Question: Are there other clubs in the area I should look at? FKKs aren't much good for me because of the 1-on-1 fuck-til-u-cum business model. I need places where I can pace myself and casually get BJs and fucks and save my one pop for the end of the evening. Any recommendations?
