Apologies for adding to the recent Negs. I believe it’s a Neg, though others may think different. Read and decide yourselves…
Tbh, in my mind I class it a horror show! My run has finally come to an end and I should have known better than to go through with it.
The meet happened at Udon Therapy, York Rd. The lass was nowhere near the pics, so bait and switch, I guess. She was dog ugly. Shit body. Decent tits I suppose, fake.
This was a few days ago, sent text, replied with prices and address, was there hour later. Knocked and waited outside, saw the woman, immediately disappointed. Paid £70 for 30mins and £40 anal up front.
Taken to room, got pointed to massage, so stripped off then got a basic massage on my back and legs. Was already thinking to just cancel and stick with massage, but knew I wouldn’t get my £40 back.
Massage lasted around 10mins, now throughout from the very beginning, there was no conversation, no atmosphere, no music or owt. She didn’t attempt and I didn’t wanna! I could hear a couple ladies chatting outside, thinking what could have been! Another off putting thing was, every few mins or so, she’d almost grunt/clear her throat but quietly thinking maybe I couldn’t hear, but it was silent! She then took a couple mins out to go to the toilet. I really wanted to just leave. I asked on her return if she was ill, thinking that could be my out and I could maybe just claim the £40 and let her keep the £70, but she didn’t understand and just kept repeating “toilet” and smiled when I asked a few more times.
Then she stripped and asked if I wanted bj, motioning rather than speaking. I accepted. I thought “fuck it” and said without, which she did and it was fine tbf.
After a few mins she said “sex”. Then got into doggy, I just went straight for her bum and honestly, just went for it hoping to cum asap. It wasn’t working. So I put her on her back, with her legs on my shoulders and hammered away there.
Now, I don’t mean to be nasty, but she just didn’t do it for me. And she was still doing those grunts/throat clearances. Other than that, there was no other animation from her. Her face and everything was so off putting to me. So I went back to doggy so I didn’t have to look at her, not that the view from behind was great!
This is where I majorly fucked up and the main reason for my Neg. I asked if I could finger whilst bumming her, got a nod. So while I was fingering her, it just didn’t feel right inside. I just got this horrible feeling she was a post-op. I’ve never been with one before, so I wouldn’t know. It was wet! I didn’t exactly see large feet and/or hands or a close up for Adam’s apple, so it’s all speculative, but it really did it for me. I literally went limp inside her. I pulled out and showed her. So she motioned a hand job. I took it, and tbh only because I paid I asked her suck it instead. Whilst sucking I asked if I could CIM, which again she nodded at. Fair enough, getting owo I got hard and eventually spunked in her mouth, which after taking it all decided to spit out onto my belly! Giving me a yucky face! She wiped me clean, I got extra wipes and wipes myself and fingers more!
Got dressed and couldn’t have been out quicker. Not even a goodbye from either of us!
So despite getting owo and CIM “free” I’m still giving this a Negaive due to the bait and switch, non atmosphere and my speculative claims of her being a possible post-op. I didn’t confirm a name or anything so if you go, you might get somebody else.
A description of the woman is; plenty tattoos back and arms, dog ugly, 30-40ish, 5ft3 size 10-12. And that’s from my purposely limited memory in a very dimly lit room.
I don’t want to talk about this anymore. My review is to warn others! You all might just think it’s all in my head. Fine!
EDITED: to add more about her return from the toilet.
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