Bleached bumholes! What's that all about?

[oldjonny]

Surfing the telly the other evening I came across a bunch of girls who were paying to have their bumholes bleached. Can this really be true? I must have missed out in my sheltered upbringing!

So I thought I should check in the AW Likes and Dislikes and (surprise, surprise) no sign of it there. Also unable to find a girl who boasts about having had this done. No sign either of gentlemen requesting this. What's going on?

Maybe I dreamt it all (it was very late). Anybody out there as confused as I am?

[akauya]

Maybe I dreamt it all (it was very late). Anybody out there as confused as I am?

No. It's been done for ages.

If I remember correctly porn stars started the fad then gay men followed and soon civvie women.

[Captain Caveman]

I saw that too! It was the girls from Geordie Shore copying something they had seen in porn films.

Apparently, porn stars have their arseholes bleached to get rid of unsightly brown stains 

Can't imagine it's that widespread (outside porn) but you never know - 30 years ago, who'd have thought shaven pussies would move from fringe fetish to mainstream practice?

[Stiltskin]

Apparently, porn stars have their arseholes bleached to get rid of unsightly brown stains 

Are they really stains though? Isn't the skin just naturally darker down there?

I can see why pornstars do it. If you've got a camera pointing up your ass all day you'd want it to look as clean as possible!

[Captain Caveman]

Are they really stains though? Isn't the skin just naturally darker down there?

To the extent that the darkening is caused by a natural bodily function, then yes!

That's what the girl on the show said anyway. She also said the bleaching effect wore off in a couple of weeks. On the other hand, as she was off Geordie Shaw, she is probably not an expert on anything other than getting pissed on Jagerbombs as quickly and cheaply as possible before opening her flappy minge to the nearest cock...

[Dani]

The anal area is naturally darker than the rest of the area. Anal bleaching is done mainly as in video or photos bright lights are used which will make the dark areas appear even darker against the pinker areas. It's more common than you think as most women don't announce they have it done. If the area looks pink then you can bet it has been bleached. Unless they have done it themselves with lemon juice and apple cider vinegar (works the same but doesn't last as long)
It has become so normal that the majority of beauty salons offer it

[Anadin]

To the extent that the darkening is caused by a natural bodily function, then yes!

Yeah it's not caused by anything, they didn't do anything to make the area darker, it's just that way naturally.
I'm not sure could be bothered to bleach my own but the results do look quite good.

[dboy74]

I definitely prefer the rusty bullet hole look 

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[385North]

Do it yourself with lemon juice and apple cider vinegar, you say?

[Dani]

Do it yourself with lemon juice and apple cider vinegar, you say?

You can yes but be careful with it as it can really sting and I mean really really sting if you get it in the wrong area or on a tiny nick after shaving
3 parts fresh lemon juice to one part apple cider vinegar.  dab on area then soak small piece of cotton in it and place on area and leave for 30 minutes  Then wash off vigorously

[385North]

You can yes but be careful with it as it can really sting and I mean really really sting if you get it in the wrong area or on a tiny nick after shaving
3 parts fresh lemon juice to one part apple cider vinegar.  dab on area then soak small piece of cotton in it and place on area and leave for 30 minutes  Then wash off vigorously

Thanks for tip.

[385North]

Thanks for tip.

Turns out I have all the required ingredients. Might give that a go tomorrow, purely in the interests of man-lab style science of course. I'll report back with the results.

[socks]

Turns out I have all the required ingredients. Might give that a go tomorrow, purely in the interests of man-lab style science of course. I'll report back with the results.

Should you decide to offer before and after shots would you be so kind as to warn us before clicking any links?

[Dani]

Turns out I have all the required ingredients. Might give that a go tomorrow, purely in the interests of man-lab style science of course. I'll report back with the results.

If you have never had it done before don't expect great results the first time as it may take two or three attempts to get it back to pink to start with depending on your base tone

[385North]

If you have never had it done before don't expect great results the first time as it may take two or three attempts to get it back to pink to start with depending on your base tone

Nothing short of pink as a puppies nose will be acceptable.

[Boundless]

The anal area is naturally darker than the rest of the area. Anal bleaching is done mainly as in video or photos bright lights are used which will make the dark areas appear even darker against the pinker areas. It's more common than you think as most women don't announce they have it done. If the area looks pink then you can bet it has been bleached. Unless they have done it themselves with lemon juice and apple cider vinegar (works the same but doesn't last as long)
It has become so normal that the majority of beauty salons offer it

and presumably makes it taste nicer too 

[akauya]

You can yes but be careful with it as it can really sting and I mean really really sting if you get it in the wrong area or on a tiny nick after shaving
3 parts fresh lemon juice to one part apple cider vinegar.  dab on area then soak small piece of cotton in it and place on area and leave for 30 minutes  Then wash off vigorously

Mmmm this gives me an idea. I like  lemons and I like rimming so next time I go see a prossie I'll take a lemon and rub it on her arse before I rim her - double the pleasure

[Sparquin]

Then drop the slice into your gin and tonic........

[fredpunter]

You can yes but be careful with it as it can really sting and I mean really really sting if you get it in the wrong area or on a tiny nick after shaving
3 parts fresh lemon juice to one part apple cider vinegar.  dab on area then soak small piece of cotton in it and place on area and leave for 30 minutes  Then wash off vigorously

Is this widely known? If I suggested helping a lass out with this process would she think I was a bit odd? (possibly that question answers itself)

[YouOnlyLiveOnce]

I guess it's a sign of age.  More water under the bridge, more... well, you get the idea.  I'm no spring chicken,  and I'm rather conscious of the fact that I'm getting gloomy in my nether regions.

After an energetic session with my (teenage) regular, she had to stuff an ice cube up her fanny to cool off, and I said that she could get her revenge on me next time by using her strap-on.  If she's reading this thread, she might be using some unusual lube with that, and her bed has wrist and ankle restraints... ermm...

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Of all the daft stupid ideas this one certainly takes the piss an and biscuit.

Daft just plain bloody daft:(./.

[Stealthshagger]

Of all the daft stupid ideas this one certainly takes the piss an and biscuit.

Daft just plain bloody daft:(./.

I take it it did sting alot then?

[385North]

Well, after an initial pre-bleaching inspection turns out I'm pretty pink already, so no need after all. Must be the strict vegetarian diet and religious grooming of my nether regions that's taken care of that.

So I'm afraid nothing to report after all