Keeley - Preston VIP or Crystal Keeley A/W - Preston

[Blackpool Rock]

Was looking for a punt a few weeks ago and nothing particularly took my fancy so I decided to take a trip back down memory lane and see Keeley @ Preston VIP.
I'd read the mixed bag of recent reviews and feedback about her including having hygiene issues but when i've previously seen her at LMB she was always a good looking girl though she could be a bit up and down

My main concern was that she always struck me as having potential for going a bit chubby and I know she's had kids since I last saw her, a lot of her photos are still old from 10 or 12 years ago when she 1st started and show her as a fresh faced teen, anyway...........

I book a 30 minute slot and walk past the place as there's building work going on at the front, I call and get told to use the side entrance as apparently the front is no longer available.

I'm early and wait for the last punter to leave, she doesn't come down which I think is slightly strange but pay the £50 to reception and go up to the room which she is still in.
I walk in and she's going through her clothes bag looking for something, shit strewn all over the place, we say hello and exchange a few pleasantries but i've still not really seen her as it's quite dark.
She looks up and i'm a bit shocked at how she looks to the point i'm thinking i've been sent to the wrong room as she bore no resemblance whatsoever to the girl I previously punted a few years back, I just couldn't recognise her.
She disappears to go to the bathroom and she's gone 5 minutes, all the time i'm waiting to be informed the girl i've booked is wondering where I am but no when she returns we chat and she tells me stuff that confirms it is Keeley

She used to be a nice size 10 with what i'd call a small or start of a bubble butt and natural but firm DD's, my concerns that she may have clapped on weight post childbirth went out of the window as she's skinny but she looks unwell.
Her appearance was drawn / gaunt in the face, she looked truly awful with a very pale complexion and the bad skin ache was obvious, perhaps she could get away with it years ago but not now.
The bubble butt was now sagging and looked like slightly loose skin / flesh drooping down and the DD's had shrivelled, noticeable stretch marks from the kids 

In no way would I pick her from a lineup as she looked like a junkie street girl 
Perhaps that's why she stayed in the room as punters change their mind if they see her before parting with the cash 
I am also concerned reading her AW profile again about how much she is pushing the car meets, I was aware it was on her profile before punting her but red flags and alarm bells are ringing 

She asks what service I want and reels off a list of extras just in case, I can't remember exactly what she said but OWO was £10 and I think the other 2 were kissing and facial but it could have been oral on her

I go with OWO as i'm going to need something to help me here despite popping a bluey, i'd normally be looking for kissing and previously enjoyed snogging her but I just don't fancy her and wouldn't want to kiss her for free now

I never remember her being a smoker but she's got a pouch of rolling tobacco on the side, another recent comment was that she smelt of weed so possibly though I never smelt anything.
She had a cup on the side and started to guzzle back whatever was in it, can't be sure but I suspect it was booze of some sort

Anyway I lie down and she starts with the oral which was fairly good and she allowed me to finger her at the same time, she's still nice and tight and I sniff my finger, no hygiene issues on the day that I saw her

After about 5 minutes oral it's on with the condom and I fuck her in mish for 5 minutes, she starts to complain that she's uncomfortable so we switch to doggy and I cum another couple of minutes later

Clean up and chat a bit while I dress but I notice she doesn't seem too steady on her feet now and she's gone even more scatty and possibly slurring a bit, she's messing with various shit in her bag like makeup but keeps dropping stuff and having to pick it up so deffo under the influence of something

What a shame to see someone go downhill from what she used to be however I strongly suspect that she's drinking too much and is probably also doing drugs of some sort.
I already knew from posts she did on her old AW profile that she was on medication for bipolar and she told me some more stuff about her personal life which seemed like a bigger car crash than it ever was

I know when things affect people they can slip off of the path and perhaps she's been dealt a bad hand in life but all the same as a punter i'd not go anywhere near her again, others can make their own minds up from this review and all the other recent posts

From the time I got in the room I was out in 20 minutes and she pissed around in the bathroom for the 1st 5 of those, I wasn't bothered as I just wanted to get out of the place, got home and felt the need to shower, only ever had to do that a few times in 20 years of punting 

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[frankc]

That sound's grim mate. I've had this girl on my HL for years but never got round to seeing her. It's a real shame when you see girls decline like this......this punting lark isn't for the faint hearted is it

[Captain caveman 69]

I seen her about a year ago in the preston lidl flats it was a good punt as i recall. I know shes had a bad time of late very sad 

[Southernbloke]

I had a crap time with her at LMB (reviewed on here) . She came into reception at VIP when I last saw Hannah and you are correct about her appearance, at the time she was wearing a lot of makeup but she looked dreadful ( bride of Dracula bad )

[Travis1234]

Saw her month or so ago. Was similarly shocked ….. as I had seen her 10 years ago I think. Didn’t think it was same girl. She didn’t remember me understandably. She was messing about with her make up and the big mirror. We chatted. Agreed OWO for £10 extra. She said kissing but we didn’t do it. I lay on bed and started wanking. She said good carry on and was doing her lips. After a while I said can ya suck my cock now. She did but it was reluctantly. We did CG and it was ok. She got off and twerked her bum which I liked to see. Then she wanked me off. Wipes given and returned to her handbag n makeup n tht big mirror. Must admit I wasn’t miffed as it was a nostalgia punt. Guess I’ve also become a wreck fat ugly n bad mouthed. But she’s gone far down the toilet pipe. Shame. Talked to another gal I visited later on and she said she stank n was a dog. Her words not mine. Her AW site she rambles on n on about car meets. Wants £70 for 30mins. Thts far too much. Considering the limitations of a car…. Mine isn’t tht big.
Won’t see her again. But have fond memories of her in her prime.

[scutty brown]

Just reinforces the stories of drug activity at VIP

[Blackpool Rock]

Just reinforces the stories of drug activity at VIP

It never used to be that way AFAIK but wasn't there an owner change a year or so back and it's now owned by the same lot who have some of the other parlours in Preston like Abbas and Barons 

[Blackpool Rock]

Saw her month or so ago. Was similarly shocked ….. as I had seen her 10 years ago I think. Didn’t think it was same girl. She didn’t remember me understandably. She was messing about with her make up and the big mirror. We chatted. Agreed OWO for £10 extra. She said kissing but we didn’t do it. I lay on bed and started wanking. She said good carry on and was doing her lips. After a while I said can ya suck my cock now. She did but it was reluctantly. We did CG and it was ok. She got off and twerked her bum which I liked to see. Then she wanked me off. Wipes given and returned to her handbag n makeup n tht big mirror. Must admit I wasn’t miffed as it was a nostalgia punt. Guess I’ve also become a wreck fat ugly n bad mouthed. But she’s gone far down the toilet pipe. Shame. Talked to another gal I visited later on and she said she stank n was a dog. Her words not mine. Her AW site she rambles on n on about car meets. Wants £70 for 30mins. Thts far too much. Considering the limitations of a car…. Mine isn’t tht big.
Won’t see her again. But have fond memories of her in her prime.

A review would have been good and would probably have stopped me seeing her given that you also saw her about 10 years ago so have the comparison to see how far detached she is from her former self, basically the same as my experience.

You could still review her by basically doing a cut and paste of your comments and tweaking them slightly, I left a couple of weeks to give me a bit of distance between the visit and review but sounds like she wouldn't have a clue who it is / was anyway as it's a common occurrence 

[FLYING BLUE]

That's a really difficult read.

I saw Keeley many years ago at a parlour in Rochdale I think - She was 18, it was her 1st ever shift & I was (she said) her 2nd customer. She was bright, happy & cheerful & seemed pleased to be working at the parlour.

When I arrived at the parlour, there were only 2 ladies working & I was pressed into choosing the new girl - I wasn't sorry, she was a belter with an amazing arse & I had a great time with her. I continued to see her for the next couple of years & suddenly, she was gone.
When she turned up in Blackburn about 3 years ago, I almost made the journey on a couple of occasions, but reading your review, I'm glad that I didn't.
Saddened to hear what's become of her

[Blackpool Rock]

That's a really difficult read.

I saw Keeley many years ago at a parlour in Rochdale I think - She was 18, it was her 1st ever shift & I was (she said) her 2nd customer. She was bright, happy & cheerful & seemed pleased to be working at the parlour.

When I arrived at the parlour, there were only 2 ladies working & I was pressed into choosing the new girl - I wasn't sorry, she was a belter with an amazing arse & I had a great time with her. I continued to see her for the next couple of years & suddenly, she was gone.
When she turned up in Blackburn about 3 years ago, I almost made the journey on a couple of occasions, but reading your review, I'm glad that I didn't.
Saddened to hear what's become of her

It was a really difficult write too as I also remember her back in the good old days however this place is about sharing info good and bad, warts and all.
Given the other comments on this review and other more recent reviews / threads it's clear that this wasn't just a bad day for her but there is a pattern and she's in a downward spiral.

I am conflated about it as if she needs the work and money to live then my review potentially means she gets less business and possibly hastens her downfall if she has mental health issues.
On the other hand if she's doing drink and drugs with the money then perhaps i'm helping by reducing the money she has to spend on it although I guess she'd just do more car meets which in themselves are more dodgy and attract a slightly different type of punter with slightly different expectations and services they are looking for 

[scutty brown]

It never used to be that way AFAIK but wasn't there an owner change a year or so back and it's now owned by the same lot who have some of the other parlours in Preston like Abbas and Barons 

There was a suggestion, never proven, that the woman who runs Lancs Massage paid for the VIP site move.
What is clear is that LM and VIP appear to have the same website developer

[Sweetadam786]

I saw this one last year and pussy stunk so bad. Told her to suck me off, had a shower and fucked straight out.

[Blackpool Rock]

I saw this one last year and pussy stunk so bad. Told her to suck me off, had a shower and fucked straight out.

Yeah I read your review and it did put me off seeing her for a while or certainly made me think she wasn't what she used to be.
No hygiene issues for me but I can easily see how on another day it could be a different story

[Knackersyard]

I have tried unsuccessfully to meet Keeley on a number of occasions in the past,  reading this I've clearly dodged a bullet .

[Beyonder]

Yeh Ive seen her at Preston VIP. Her BJ weren’t that great. Too much teeth work which she blames on braces but I told her to slow down and her BJ is below average. She does facials so that’s the only good thing that came out of my experience with her. She told me to watch her eyes but I didn’t so gave it to her right on her eyes. That’s the best pleasure I got out of her if I’m to be honest. I shall do a review soon.

Was looking for a punt a few weeks ago and nothing particularly took my fancy so I decided to take a trip back down memory lane and see Keeley @ Preston VIP.
I'd read the mixed bag of recent reviews and feedback about her including having hygiene issues but when i've previously seen her at LMB she was always a good looking girl though she could be a bit up and down

My main concern was that she always struck me as having potential for going a bit chubby and I know she's had kids since I last saw her, a lot of her photos are still old from 10 or 12 years ago when she 1st started and show her as a fresh faced teen, anyway...........

I book a 30 minute slot and walk past the place as there's building work going on at the front, I call and get told to use the side entrance as apparently the front is no longer available.

I'm early and wait for the last punter to leave, she doesn't come down which I think is slightly strange but pay the £50 to reception and go up to the room which she is still in.
I walk in and she's going through her clothes bag looking for something, shit strewn all over the place, we say hello and exchange a few pleasantries but i've still not really seen her as it's quite dark.
She looks up and i'm a bit shocked at how she looks to the point i'm thinking i've been sent to the wrong room as she bore no resemblance whatsoever to the girl I previously punted a few years back, I just couldn't recognise her.
She disappears to go to the bathroom and she's gone 5 minutes, all the time i'm waiting to be informed the girl i've booked is wondering where I am but no when she returns we chat and she tells me stuff that confirms it is Keeley

She used to be a nice size 10 with what i'd call a small or start of a bubble butt and natural but firm DD's, my concerns that she may have clapped on weight post childbirth went out of the window as she's skinny but she looks unwell.
Her appearance was drawn / gaunt in the face, she looked truly awful with a very pale complexion and the bad skin ache was obvious, perhaps she could get away with it years ago but not now.
The bubble butt was now sagging and looked like slightly loose skin / flesh drooping down and the DD's had shrivelled, noticeable stretch marks from the kids 

In no way would I pick her from a lineup as she looked like a junkie street girl 
Perhaps that's why she stayed in the room as punters change their mind if they see her before parting with the cash 
I am also concerned reading her AW profile again about how much she is pushing the car meets, I was aware it was on her profile before punting her but red flags and alarm bells are ringing 

She asks what service I want and reels off a list of extras just in case, I can't remember exactly what she said but OWO was £10 and I think the other 2 were kissing and facial but it could have been oral on her

I go with OWO as i'm going to need something to help me here despite popping a bluey, i'd normally be looking for kissing and previously enjoyed snogging her but I just don't fancy her and wouldn't want to kiss her for free now

I never remember her being a smoker but she's got a pouch of rolling tobacco on the side, another recent comment was that she smelt of weed so possibly though I never smelt anything.
She had a cup on the side and started to guzzle back whatever was in it, can't be sure but I suspect it was booze of some sort

Anyway I lie down and she starts with the oral which was fairly good and she allowed me to finger her at the same time, she's still nice and tight and I sniff my finger, no hygiene issues on the day that I saw her

After about 5 minutes oral it's on with the condom and I fuck her in mish for 5 minutes, she starts to complain that she's uncomfortable so we switch to doggy and I cum another couple of minutes later

Clean up and chat a bit while I dress but I notice she doesn't seem too steady on her feet now and she's gone even more scatty and possibly slurring a bit, she's messing with various shit in her bag like makeup but keeps dropping stuff and having to pick it up so deffo under the influence of something

What a shame to see someone go downhill from what she used to be however I strongly suspect that she's drinking too much and is probably also doing drugs of some sort.
I already knew from posts she did on her old AW profile that she was on medication for bipolar and she told me some more stuff about her personal life which seemed like a bigger car crash than it ever was

I know when things affect people they can slip off of the path and perhaps she's been dealt a bad hand in life but all the same as a punter i'd not go anywhere near her again, others can make their own minds up from this review and all the other recent posts

From the time I got in the room I was out in 20 minutes and she pissed around in the bathroom for the 1st 5 of those, I wasn't bothered as I just wanted to get out of the place, got home and felt the need to shower, only ever had to do that a few times in 20 years of punting 

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[scutty brown]

Yeh Ive seen her at Preston VIP. Her BJ weren’t that great. Too much teeth work which she blames on braces but I told her to slow down and her BJ is below average. She does facials so that’s the only good thing that came out of my experience with her. She told me to watch her eyes but I didn’t so gave it to her right on her eyes. That’s the best pleasure I got out of her if I’m to be honest. I shall do a review soon.

Bit of a twattish thing to do.
Do you always ignore boundaries?

[Iloveoral]

I’d doesn’t read well
She said no I thought fuck it anyway?
Boundary pushing does come to mind.

[Al R]

Yeh Ive seen her at Preston VIP. Her BJ weren’t that great. Too much teeth work which she blames on braces but I told her to slow down and her BJ is below average. She does facials so that’s the only good thing that came out of my experience with her. She told me to watch her eyes but I didn’t so gave it to her right on her eyes. That’s the best pleasure I got out of her if I’m to be honest. I shall do a review soon.

So she said don’t do something but you did it anyway - and enjoyed it. Absolute cunt’s trick

[Southernbloke]

Just wrong that

[Georgedaviesok]

I don't get guys like you  you expect respect and a good service, yet you treat them like shit, makes my piss boil.

[Clitheroelad]

Yeh Ive seen her at Preston VIP. Her BJ weren’t that great. Too much teeth work which she blames on braces but I told her to slow down and her BJ is below average. She does facials so that’s the only good thing that came out of my experience with her. She told me to watch her eyes but I didn’t so gave it to her right on her eyes. That’s the best pleasure I got out of her if I’m to be honest. I shall do a review soon.

Horrible. Take a long look in the mirror pal.

[marc_hotsteppa]

Yeh Ive seen her at Preston VIP. Her BJ weren’t that great. Too much teeth work which she blames on braces but I told her to slow down and her BJ is below average. She does facials so that’s the only good thing that came out of my experience with her. She told me to watch her eyes but I didn’t so gave it to her right on her eyes. That’s the best pleasure I got out of her if I’m to be honest. I shall do a review soon.

You sound like a right fucking boundary pushing delightful cunt.

[scutty brown]

..................... I shall do a review soon.

I'll believe that when I see it. You've not reviewed any of the others you've seen there. Or anyone at all in fact........

[Blackpool Rock]

I'll believe that when I see it. You've not reviewed any of the others you've seen there. Or anyone at all in fact........

Slightly painted into a corner i'm thinking

[Beyonder]

Stop crying. She laughed it off and was cool afterwords.

Bit of a twattish thing to do.
Do you always ignore boundaries?

[Followyourdick]

Stop crying. She laughed it off and was cool afterwords.

Doesn’t change the fact that you did something she asked you not to though does it.

[FLYING BLUE]

Stop crying. She laughed it off and was cool afterwords.

What other choice did she have
Nasty, nasty, nasty

[daviemac]

Stop crying. She laughed it off and was cool afterwords.

6 years you've been here haven't posted any reviews and now you show yourself to be a boundary pushing twat.

I'm not sure your sort are welcome on here.

[Blackpool Rock]

I guess he's got 2 months to start drafting that review then, after which point i'm thinking he needs to be posting it or ..................

[Kool Keef]

This is why some girls who started out as great, enthusiastic, fun SPs become jaded, cynical & dead eyed, dealing with horrible tw@ts like him.

[Iloveoral]

I gave him 60 days not just because of the lack of review but he thought boundary pushing was fine, we don’t want that sort here.

[FLYING BLUE]

I gave him 60 days not just because of the lack of review but he thought boundary pushing was fine, we don’t want that sort here.

Nice job

[Southernbloke]

I gave him 60 days not just because of the lack of review but he thought boundary pushing was fine, we don’t want that sort here.

Quite right too . Absolutely hate boundary pushers, they give us decent punters a bad name

[Blackpool Rock]

She appears to have dropped off the rota at VIP now and re-appeared back at LMB as Crystal, think she was previously called Simone there, showing as doing 4 shifts this week
Now as per my review she did say she was thinking of going back to LMB however I wonder if VIP have had some bad feedback about her 
Logically she would work 1 or 2 shifts at each parlour to cast the net out and get more punters in 

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[Southernbloke]

She appears to have dropped off the rota at VIP now and re-appeared back at LMB as Crystal, think she was previously called Simone there, showing as doing 4 shifts this week
Now as per my review she did say she was thinking of going back to LMB however I wonder if VIP have had some bad feedback about her 
Logically she would work 1 or 2 shifts at each parlour to cast the net out and get more punters in 

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I told them twice at VIP about my experience with her at LMB and that was a few months ago

[scutty brown]

Saw her on a webpage recently -not AW - which implied she worked at lot at Clitheroe
Sorry, can't remember where I found it

[Blackpool Rock]

Saw her on a webpage recently -not AW - which implied she worked at lot at Clitheroe
Sorry, can't remember where I found it

Don't know if it's still on there but her AW page was saying car meets were available in / around Clitheroe and she was looking for another incall place

[Baggieboy]

Was looking for a punt a few weeks ago and nothing particularly took my fancy so I decided to take a trip back down memory lane and see Keeley @ Preston VIP.
I'd read the mixed bag of recent reviews and feedback about her including having hygiene issues but when i've previously seen her at LMB she was always a good looking girl though she could be a bit up and down

My main concern was that she always struck me as having potential for going a bit chubby and I know she's had kids since I last saw her, a lot of her photos are still old from 10 or 12 years ago when she 1st started and show her as a fresh faced teen, anyway...........

I book a 30 minute slot and walk past the place as there's building work going on at the front, I call and get told to use the side entrance as apparently the front is no longer available.

I'm early and wait for the last punter to leave, she doesn't come down which I think is slightly strange but pay the £50 to reception and go up to the room which she is still in.
I walk in and she's going through her clothes bag looking for something, shit strewn all over the place, we say hello and exchange a few pleasantries but i've still not really seen her as it's quite dark.
She looks up and i'm a bit shocked at how she looks to the point i'm thinking i've been sent to the wrong room as she bore no resemblance whatsoever to the girl I previously punted a few years back, I just couldn't recognise her.
She disappears to go to the bathroom and she's gone 5 minutes, all the time i'm waiting to be informed the girl i've booked is wondering where I am but no when she returns we chat and she tells me stuff that confirms it is Keeley

She used to be a nice size 10 with what i'd call a small or start of a bubble butt and natural but firm DD's, my concerns that she may have clapped on weight post childbirth went out of the window as she's skinny but she looks unwell.
Her appearance was drawn / gaunt in the face, she looked truly awful with a very pale complexion and the bad skin ache was obvious, perhaps she could get away with it years ago but not now.
The bubble butt was now sagging and looked like slightly loose skin / flesh drooping down and the DD's had shrivelled, noticeable stretch marks from the kids 

In no way would I pick her from a lineup as she looked like a junkie street girl 
Perhaps that's why she stayed in the room as punters change their mind if they see her before parting with the cash 
I am also concerned reading her AW profile again about how much she is pushing the car meets, I was aware it was on her profile before punting her but red flags and alarm bells are ringing 

She asks what service I want and reels off a list of extras just in case, I can't remember exactly what she said but OWO was £10 and I think the other 2 were kissing and facial but it could have been oral on her

I go with OWO as i'm going to need something to help me here despite popping a bluey, i'd normally be looking for kissing and previously enjoyed snogging her but I just don't fancy her and wouldn't want to kiss her for free now

I never remember her being a smoker but she's got a pouch of rolling tobacco on the side, another recent comment was that she smelt of weed so possibly though I never smelt anything.
She had a cup on the side and started to guzzle back whatever was in it, can't be sure but I suspect it was booze of some sort

Anyway I lie down and she starts with the oral which was fairly good and she allowed me to finger her at the same time, she's still nice and tight and I sniff my finger, no hygiene issues on the day that I saw her

After about 5 minutes oral it's on with the condom and I fuck her in mish for 5 minutes, she starts to complain that she's uncomfortable so we switch to doggy and I cum another couple of minutes later

Clean up and chat a bit while I dress but I notice she doesn't seem too steady on her feet now and she's gone even more scatty and possibly slurring a bit, she's messing with various shit in her bag like makeup but keeps dropping stuff and having to pick it up so deffo under the influence of something

What a shame to see someone go downhill from what she used to be however I strongly suspect that she's drinking too much and is probably also doing drugs of some sort.
I already knew from posts she did on her old AW profile that she was on medication for bipolar and she told me some more stuff about her personal life which seemed like a bigger car crash than it ever was

I know when things affect people they can slip off of the path and perhaps she's been dealt a bad hand in life but all the same as a punter i'd not go anywhere near her again, others can make their own minds up from this review and all the other recent posts

From the time I got in the room I was out in 20 minutes and she pissed around in the bathroom for the 1st 5 of those, I wasn't bothered as I just wanted to get out of the place, got home and felt the need to shower, only ever had to do that a few times in 20 years of punting 

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Have never seen this girl and after reading this review I certainly never would do, sounds like a really bad experience with a very skanky girl who clearly has issues.

[Trotter671]

Bit of a twattish thing to do.
Do you always ignore boundaries?

Totally agree Scutty - just why would any decent bloke do that when clearly asked not to. What a twat!!

[marc_hotsteppa]

I gave him 60 days not just because of the lack of review but he thought boundary pushing was fine, we don’t want that sort here.

Nice one 

[ISTS2005]

I gave him 60 days not just because of the lack of review but he thought boundary pushing was fine, we don’t want that sort here.

Good, he sounds like the type of person who gives punters a bad name