Jan - coventry - b&s - just dreadful

[garfield]

Have only been seeing amelia at bamboo massage lately and she’s just jacked it in, so thought I’d visit jan again, she’s normally a pretty safe bet -

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All arranged via few texts, parked up, straight in to be met by some old, short, plump thai woman, I thought she was the maid at first, then she told me jans away at the moment, should have walked, but little fella got the better of me

Handed over 60£ for hours massage and a handjob

Started off with a pretty good massage, although no reach unders or teasing at all, after probably 20 minutes started oiling up my cock and arse, 5 mins tops and started wanking me off like she’s milking a cow, had enough already and just let her finish me off, she asked me did i want to carry on with the massage after she cleaned me up, i opted for a quick shower and was dressed and out the door in 35 mins.

Absolute dogshit

[seandana]

Sounds like an absolute shit show buddy  better luck next time.

[Zeberde]

Ooh. Bad luck fella. I’m a fairly regular of Jan’s services and know she sometimes has ‘guest’ massage providers in the flat but most have been fitter than Jan.

Maybe I’ll drop it in conversation next time.

[goodolnick]

I think that, maybe a year ago , Jan persuaded me to do a 4 hand with her friend, I
kept my head down and experienced a good massage from the two of them, but on the turn over was shocked to see a small dumpy Thai pensioner along side Jan!! I asked Jan to make it a two hand which was one of the better ideas I have had... I think the other woman might have been called May.

[mr.bluesky]

I think that, maybe a year ago , Jan persuaded me to do a 4 hand with her friend, I
kept my head down and experienced a good massage from the two of them, but on the turn over was shocked to see a small dumpy Thai pensioner along side Jan!! I asked Jan to make it a two hand which was one of the better ideas I have had... I think the other woman might have been called May.

So May didn't make your day   

[shed]

Maybe I’ll drop it in conversation next time.

So what conversation are you going to have next time with her? About a review of her services on UKP. 

[Zeberde]

I did one last year. It’s under Sawadeeka massage. I’m not sure how to post the link.

I guess not a lot different to report. Jan I very well reviewed and normally a good SP

Jan is very chatty so I’m sure we’ll have the holiday convo and that may lead onto it.