Submissive ebony here to please :) - Twickenham - time to pack it in

[Atrueyorkie]

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So this was really the send off punt for me. I had a string of bad punts and compilation of tasking events which just re-enforced that it might be time to call it a day.

I saw this ad and it caught my attention.

Comms were good too, booked for an hour.

Now word of warning a picture is needed, some may now be comfortable doing so but as it was the last punt I thought fuck it why not. She responded with her own and she was “ok”.

On arrival it’s not parking friendly.

The block of flats looked a bit meh and I looked at the sky to be like why can’t I get a nice area.

Inside and she’s friendly. Bit absent minded but a chill person.

Bj was extremely sloppy, porn level sloppy, 7.5/10. Only ones I’ve had better were ones where my toes were involuntary curling. Her bj was still good though.

Her ass was more long and compact than I expected. Still had a slight jiggle to it in doggy, didn’t over do as I could sense it might be too much. Very vocal and moans were pretty hot.

Missionary was alright, nothing to write home about.

Highlight was definitely the bj, wouldn’t rush to go back but definitely a positive.

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review and for all the others before it. I'm in the camp of "never say never" so maybe you're due a break to try other things. You've certainly packed a lot of punting in over the last few years.

[Puntiff Sulyvahn]

Thanks for the review, good to hear that it was a positive send off at the very least

[Munter84]

Cheers for the review and for all the others before it. I'm in the camp of "never say never" so maybe you're due a break to try other things. You've certainly packed a lot of punting in over the last few years.

+1 to all the above. 

[Atrueyorkie]

Cheers for the review and for all the others before it. I'm in the camp of "never say never" so maybe you're due a break to try other things. You've certainly packed a lot of punting in over the last few years.

True, it’s an addictive game and taking a seat back and looking at the number of punts in my time span I almost think fuck how much have I spent and where’d I get the time 

But making a conscious decision to call it a day. At the bare minimum a long break. Definitely met some quality people on here 

[sparkus]

True, it’s an addictive game and taking a seat back and looking at the number of punts in my time span I almost think fuck how much have I spent and where’d I get the time 

But making a conscious decision to call it a day. At the bare minimum a long break. Definitely met some quality people on here 

Mate, it's a break. We all need them.

I'm punting too much, only had a bad couple, most deliver the goods but nothing mind blowing.

[Atrueyorkie]

Mate, it's a break. We all need them.

I'm punting too much, only had a bad couple, most deliver the goods but nothing mind blowing.

Story of my life too, very true mate 

[diver ted]

True, it’s an addictive game and taking a seat back and looking at the number of punts in my time span I almost think fuck how much have I spent and where’d I get the time 

Roughly....
>13 UKP posts per week for 31 months;
>1 UKP review per week for 31 months; (appx 57% Positive / 22% Neutral / 21% Negative);
If average was £100 then £13,700
If average was £150 then £19,850
… and you may not have reviewed everyone you’ve seen i.e. repeat visit within 12 mths etc.

George Best (a footballer in the sixties/seventies) said, "I spent a lot of money on …birds…. the rest I just squandered" and, "in 1969 I gave up women… - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

[Stevelondon]

It’s a slippery slope. This thinking about how much you’ve spent on punting.
But the same can be said of all sorts of other pleasurables,  so to speak.

My bruv probably spends more on fags every week than a lot of folk on here do on women. I think he’s an idiot 😂 but he thinks the same about me and the cash I’ve thrown away on motors over the years. (His words not mine)

Anyway. Glad the OP had a good if not memorable punt this time and if he is taking a break….. enjoy.

[Ron89]

All the best mate, appreciate all the the intel and stories exchanged over the years.

[Atrueyorkie]

Roughly....
>13 UKP posts per week for 31 months;
>1 UKP review per week for 31 months; (appx 57% Positive / 22% Neutral / 21% Negative);
If average was £100 then £13,700
If average was £150 then £19,850
… and you may not have reviewed everyone you’ve seen i.e. repeat visit within 12 mths etc.

George Best (a footballer in the sixties/seventies) said, "I spent a lot of money on …birds…. the rest I just squandered" and, "in 1969 I gave up women… - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

Damn! Yeah definitely doesn’t account for a few/some I haven’t reviewed or intentionally haven’t.

Wow

[Atrueyorkie]

It’s a slippery slope. This thinking about how much you’ve spent on punting.
But the same can be said of all sorts of other pleasurables,  so to speak.

My bruv probably spends more on fags every week than a lot of folk on here do on women. I think he’s an idiot 😂 but he thinks the same about me and the cash I’ve thrown away on motors over the years. (His words not mine)

Anyway. Glad the OP had a good if not memorable punt this time and if he is taking a break….. enjoy.

Appreciate it bro  true words

[Atrueyorkie]

All the best mate, appreciate all the the intel and stories exchanged over the years.

Someone needs to find whoever is cutting onions in this place because my eyes are going funny lol 

Thanks mate, legend  Definitely been a journey 

[Payyourwaymate]

All the best mate  .

[Atrueyorkie]

All the best mate  .

Thx bro 

[Stevelondon]

Just re-read the OP again.
It’s that bit about “compilation of tasking events” that got me.

Of course it may just be that our Yorkie has had to endure a rather hard year or so…… work wise I mean.
So I hope it’s not a case of anything medically induced that has brought on this hiatus so to speak.

Good luck fella

[Atrueyorkie]

Just re-read the OP again.
It’s that bit about “compilation of tasking events” that got me.

Of course it may just be that our Yorkie has had to endure a rather hard year or so…… work wise I mean.
So I hope it’s not a case of anything medically induced that has brought on this hiatus so to speak.

Good luck fella

Thank you  truly. Physically I’m sound, best I’ve been. Just mentally, and not to worry no violins needed for me  just adulting stuff that’s bunched up. Should be right as rain soon, solider through

Unfortunately I have to be intentionally vague as it’s an open forum  but much love to all

If the sp comes across this thread she’s gonna be perplexed why half of it’s not about her 

[drwho]

Thanks for the review atrueyorkie.
I don't really use/trust Viva Street so wouldn't have found this one otherwise. Convenient for me and not silly money.
Will try to arrange something with her soon.

Best of luck in your punting downtime and thanks for your intel

[Sunny]

Wish you all the best.

I wish UKP had an account deletion option.

[Stevelondon]

Wish you all the best.

I wish UKP had an account deletion option.

It does.

It’s called “Just don’t log on” 

[lougb1]

All the best ATY, I think it may be a brief downtime, thanks for your reviews etc.

 

[jamiekinkxxx]

It’s a slippery slope. This thinking about how much you’ve spent on punting.
But the same can be said of all sorts of other pleasurables,  so to speak.

My bruv probably spends more on fags every week than a lot of folk on here do on women. I think he’s an idiot 😂 but he thinks the same about me and the cash I’ve thrown away on motors over the years. (His words not mine)

Anyway. Glad the OP had a good if not memorable punt this time and if he is taking a break….. enjoy.

I agree I have friends that spend more on expensive 'traditional' hobbies... sailing, golf etc. I am sure I would have

But I do still think Jesus I must spent a shitload over the 25 years I have been punting. I've had breaks obviously but think I could easily say that to some extent or another I have punted for 20 of those.

If I averaged my spend out at £1000 a month on that is circa £240k (I'd hope that was the top end!  ). This is probably more than many but way less than many others.

[stayer]

She charges £40 for GFE. Seriously?

[Stevelondon]

I agree I have friends that spend more on expensive 'traditional' hobbies... sailing, golf etc. I am sure I would have

But I do still think Jesus I must spent a shitload over the 25 years I have been punting. I've had breaks obviously but think I could easily say that to some extent or another I have punted for 20 of those.

If I averaged my spend out at £1000 a month on that is circa £240k (I'd hope that was the top end!  ). This is probably more than many but way less than many others.

I guess like a lot of others on here. I’ve pondered as to how much I’ve spent over the years. Been punting a lot longer than 25 years by the way. I think possibly an average of a grand a month when I was younger wouldn’t be far wrong. It’s probably half that now but hey……. I’m getting old 😂

I can only smile when I try to think of how much cash has gone on punting. At least I got something out of it. Not like throwing it away on gambling, drink or drugs is it.
Oh fuck me……… I’ve got to work out how much I spent on those now 😂😂

[jamiekinkxxx]

I guess like a lot of others on here. I’ve pondered as to how much I’ve spent over the years. Been punting a lot longer than 25 years by the way. I think possibly an average of a grand a month when I was younger wouldn’t be far wrong. It’s probably half that now but hey……. I’m getting old 😂

I can only smile when I try to think of how much cash has gone on punting. At least I got something out of it. Not like throwing it away on gambling, drink or drugs is it.
Oh fuck me……… I’ve got to work out how much I spent on those now 😂😂

100% Steve! 

[sparkus]

I guess like a lot of others on here. I’ve pondered as to how much I’ve spent over the years. Been punting a lot longer than 25 years by the way. I think possibly an average of a grand a month when I was younger wouldn’t be far wrong. It’s probably half that now but hey……. I’m getting old 😂

I can only smile when I try to think of how much cash has gone on punting. At least I got something out of it. Not like throwing it away on gambling, drink or drugs is it.
Oh fuck me……… I’ve got to work out how much I spent on those now 😂😂

I think this was called "wine, women and song" in days of olde.