aleenakhan - Heathrow - Off-putting smelly fanny

[Puntiff Sulyvahn]

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Felt like trying an asian girl and found Aleena's profile. Was instantly drawn in by the chebs and decided to give it a go.

TL/DR:
Decent looking asian girl with great natural funbags, but the lack of pussy hygiene & OTT pornstar moans completely put me off the punt
If she offered 15 minute P&Ds I would say it might be worth going in for a titwank, but treat anything below the waist as post-nuclear-meltdown Chernobyl

Date of punt:
July 2023

Price paid:
£100 for 30 mins - No extras taken

Comms:
Decent. Only a few mins between text message replies. Hotel name given when confirming the booking, room number given when arriving in the area.

Location:
Hotel on Bath Road.
Parking available on site, I believe it's pay & display but payment can also be done via a parking app.
I took a bus and the nearest stop was 'Nene Road (Stop BJ)'
No special pass needed to use the hotel lifts and everyone was minding their business, no suspicious looks etc.

Girl:
Face: Pretty pakistani GND face but she had some make up on. Room lighting was dim so some imperfections could be hidden.
Body: Around 5ft 8 while wearing heels. Decent figure, she does have a bit of a gut which becomes very noticeable during CG. Big natural tits which are fun to suck on & play with. Decent arse, not peachy but not saggy either, felt quite firm when going in for grabs and was plenty spankable.
Speaks fluent english and had a welcoming personality but all these positives were eradicated by the lack of fanny hygiene.

Service:
Welcomed into her room and was happy with what I saw. She was wearing the see-through black outfit on her AW profile pics which made it look like her tits were ready to fly out with the planes Started off with some LFK while standing in front of the hotel room mirror as I played with her tits. This gets me to full-mast pretty quick and she then switched to OW with some dirty talk thrown in.
Found the dirty talk fun at first and felt that it added to the experience, but she did not let up over the course of the punt and this went well past the point of dirty talk diminishing returns

Then switched to CG on the bed and I get barely 3 inches in before she starts moaning for dear life This gets worse as she continues to ride and at one point she let out a shout that would definitely be heard by anyone outside the room or in the neighbouring room It's obvious that this is all fake and scripted but at least learn some restraint to try and make it seem that the moans could be remotely real.

At this point, I'm losing hardness at a rapid rate so I motion for her to dismount. I then get off to stand by the side of the bed to initiate some doggy, thinking this might salvage the punt.

Oh boy how wrong I was, as soon as she got into position and backed up onto my cock, I was hit by an almighty warm stench of fishy proportions which momentarily sent my soul to the ether and dulled all my senses. As my head kicked back, I laid eyes on the once plain white ceiling which seemed to be morphing into a sea of unrecognisable shapes. For a split-second, I saw the flash of a big red Negative staring back at me, accompanied by ethereal audible moans that sounded suspiciously like a WG trying too hard to sound like a pornstar.

Hyperbole aside, it was a nauseating smell. There's no excuse for poor pussy cleanliness when you're staying in a hotel room that has 24/7 access to a shower with plenty of toiletries. If this smell was due to being on her period, then why even accept bookings?

At this point, my dick is softening up again and each thrust just seems to be relasing more of her stench   I'm completely put-off the punt and ready to bounce. I get her to finish me off with a handy while I went to town on her chebs. She cleaned me up, offered me a shower which I accepted and I proceeded to finish off whatever remained of the shower gel dispensers. Never have I cleaned my dick to an almost metallic sheen but I felt that on this occasion, it was absolutely warranted.

Conclusion:
The WG handbook should have a section that I would like to dub 'The Six Ps' - Proper Pussy Preperation Prevents Perturbed Punters

Would I return?
Fuck no, should've saved my spunk for an extra week until the Thais returned.

[sparkus]

Great review, amazing chebs and bad luck

[Atrueyorkie]

Interesting review, felt like I was there 

[Puntiff Sulyvahn]

Great review, amazing chebs and bad luck

Cheers And yes, a great pair of chebs overshadowed by an unfortunate series of events

[Puntiff Sulyvahn]

Interesting review, felt like I was there 

My condolences The stench stuck with me for a few days so in a way, I too felt like I was still there (although for longer than I intended!)

[ukindianman]

Oh dear - I saw her a couple of times 2-3 years ago, I did not experience any hygiene issues, she was clean and fresh. 

Sadly it appears it was not the case for you. 

[FiveKnuckles]

Never have I cleaned my dick to an almost metallic sheen

    sorry fella you got me tearing up. 

Well written    Better luck with the next one.

[Puntiff Sulyvahn]

Oh dear - I saw her a couple of times 2-3 years ago, I did not experience any hygiene issues, she was clean and fresh. 

Sadly it appears it was not the case for you.

Ahh, I envy you sir I suppose in the intervening years she's let her standards slip for whatever reason.

From the conversations I had with her during the punt, it sounded like she gets plenty of business. My guess is that she has a decent set of dedicated clients that may be able to look past the hygiene issues, hence she doesn't feel too pressured to keep on top of her hygiene.

[Puntiff Sulyvahn]

  sorry fella you got me tearing up. 

Well written    Better luck with the next one.

Cheers FK, glad that someone got some enjoyment out of my shambolic punt Writing up this neg felt quite cathartic in a way.

Onwards and upwards for the next, hopefully

[ukindianman]

Ahh, I envy you sir I suppose in the intervening years she's let her standards slip for whatever reason.

From the conversations I had with her during the punt, it sounded like she gets plenty of business. My guess is that she has a decent set of dedicated clients that may be able to look past the hygiene issues, hence she doesn't feel too pressured to keep on top of her hygiene.

Well from your pretty vivid description of the whiff, I really don't know why she has any regulars at all.  But thank you, I was considering paying her a visit, but no way after reading your review, I really cannot stand bad hygiene at all - and what you encountered sounded grim.

[Lord Bell]

Two questions come to mind:

1) Has any punter ever pointed out the hygiene issue when confronted with the stench or are we all too gentlemanly to mention it to their face (i know I’ve experienced it and have never told the SP at the time)

2) Do you think that the SP becomes sort of immune to their own whiff so as not to notice it herself?

[Jason1212]

Oh no, giving me flashbacks 

I've experienced extreme fishy stench 2-3 times in my times. My god is it bad, but yeah, I mentioned nothing as I believe its just as awkward for them...
 
One that I recall was so bad the smell got onto my hand (most prob when removing the condom) it stank!!, washed it with soap but stench was still there on my hand 30mins after when I was getting a takeaway
Now I carry small bottle of aloe vera sanitiser with me during meets hah!

[Puntiff Sulyvahn]

Two questions come to mind:

1) Has any punter ever pointed out the hygiene issue when confronted with the stench or are we all too gentlemanly to mention it to their face (i know I’ve experienced it and have never told the SP at the time)

2) Do you think that the SP becomes sort of immune to their own whiff so as not to notice it herself?

With regards to number 1, for me personally I probably wouldn't point it out mainly to avoid conflict. There's no telling how the SP would react, even if I said it in a polite way. Come to think of it, what's the polite way of telling the SP that her fanny absolutely reeks?

Now I carry small bottle of aloe vera sanitiser with me during meets hah!

Not a bad idea, that

[Puntiff Sulyvahn]

I really don't know why she has any regulars at all.

I guess a lot of blokes (me included) tend to follow their downstairs brain rather than their upstairs brain. Having the horn clouds our better judgement

But thank you, I was considering paying her a visit, but no way after reading your review, I really cannot stand bad hygiene at all - and what you encountered sounded grim.

No worries