External Link/Members Only£150 for an hour. Holiday Inn, Bristol City Centre 8/8/23
I've wrestled with my conscience about leaving a negative review, but all things considered, I just can't even justify giving her a neutral. The whole meet was just weird and uncomfortable for me.
I will however start with the only positives I can take from this experience.
COMMS - All comms were prompt and informative. Absolutely no issues here. I submitted a booking form as per the instructions on her profile, and she messaged back to confirm very quickly. Her instructions were to go to a city centre hotel, to let her know when I was there so she could send the room number, and arrive bang on time. No problem at all with this, and it all went smooth as silk.
LOOKS - No catfishing going on here. She's definitely the girl in the photos and she's incredibly attractive with a great body. I thought I'd be in for a great time.
That's the end of the positives though I'm afraid. I'd read the mixed reviews on here so I knew she was a bit hit and miss, but I didn't expect such a glaring miss.
She opened the door to the hotel quickly and let me in. She was wearing some lingerie and looked great. She offered me a shower, which I accepted as I'd just had a 20 minute walk across the city centre and wanted to freshen up. I was told there was one towel in the bathroom, but it was wet as someone had already used it. OK, not great, but it's all that's available.
A quick shower (with absolutely minimal drying!) and I come out, give her the cash as requested, and she takes my hand and leads me to the bed. She sits on top of me and starts to kiss me, but it's absolutely wooden. Just pecks, no tongue, certainly not the DFK advertised. I try to get a little tongue involved but it's clear it's absolutely not happening. I take off her bra and suck on her (very nice) tits, before going down for some oral on her. She seems responsive to this and makes all the right sounds, then after a few minutes just sits up and hands me a condom without a word. No oral on me whatsoever. So I wrap up (despite being not even fully hard at this point from no DFK and no oral), and she lies back, opening her legs for missionary. We go at it for a bit but she's absolutely unresponsive. It's honestly like she just didn't have the energy for it. She's completely still.
After a few minutes I ask if we can change positions and asked what she likes. Doggy apparently. So we go into doggy and again it's like she just wants to lie there and not move. No enthusiasm or participation from her at all. Just wooden. She's not even on all fours, she's lying flat face down on the bed. It was a dreadful fuck. And I'm usually pretty easily pleased!!
This is where it gets really quite strange. I get her on her back again and go back down for some more oral on her, but after a few minutes she says something. My ears are pressed between her thighs so I don't hear what she says. I sit up and ask 'What's that?' She looks confused and says 'What did you just say?' so I told her I didn't hear what she said, so just said 'what's that?' as in asking her to repeat what she said. She then says 'no, what did you say before that?' I'm absolutely baffled at this point as I didn't say anything before that. My face was buried deep into her fanny. I couldn't possibly have said anything. Then she asks me 'Why do you keep blinking?'
Now I'm completely lost. There's something not quite right going on here, and I'm definitely starting to lose any will to continue with this punt. She then picks up her phone and starts checking her messages or something, asking me what I've been up to today. I say I've been working and had taken my child out for a bit, and she says sarcastically 'Oh it must be so hard being a man'. Absolutely no idea where that came from either. We continue to chat for a couple of minutes, but as I'm deep in thought about what the fuck is going on, the hotel room door opens!! While we're both sat there bollock naked! The cleaner has come to clean the room! Luckily Summer had put this latch thing across to prevent the door being opened more than a few inches, but it was still unsettling. Summer then asks me 'Can you tell them I'm checking out at 1? I did tell reception that.' like I'm her PA! Anyway I walk to the door and look through the peep hole, but the cleaners had already wandered off down the hall to another room.
Anyway, it's coming up to 40 minutes into the hour punt, I'm feeling seriously uncomfortable, so I ask if I should just go, and she says 'Yeah I think so. I need to check out. I feel bad because you haven't had your full hour yet.' No offer of money back though despite only having just over half an hour which included her random chat, and not even coming close to popping my load, but it's all too weird for me and I just want to go. I quickly dress and leave feeling pretty damn robbed.
As I'm leaving the room though, a cleaner appears and asks if it's alright to clean the room, so I do end up acting as Summer's PA and telling the cleaner that she's checking out at 1.
Wouldn't punt again with this one. It was definitely a weird experience. I had the very last hour of a 2 day hotel marathon for her, so maybe she'd just had enough by the time I arrived. Who knows.
