External Link/Members Only30 minute massage £30
£40 for Happy Ending
Venue:
Easy enough to find with ample parking in local area. Venue was decent enough, it didn’t stink like some of these places do. Massage room was clean but I didn’t see a shower. No doubt they did have one somewhere but I just wanted to leave ASAP so didn’t ask for one.
The massage:
To start with, I wasn’t planning on visiting this place. I had a planned massage with WG in her private home but due to a number of reasons between us both the massage punt never happened. After multiple attempts to arrange and failing I should have gone home and had a shower wank. But I was in the mood now and needed some soft hand on my shaft.
Decided a Thai place would do the trick. I found one in benflleet and jumped in the motor without calling ahead. Got to the venue but the girls were busy for a hour. I didn’t want to wait. I should have gone home and had a shower wank. But I was in the mood.
Quickly I found the next Thai venue to visit. It was at Ruan Thai in Hadliegh. When I got there I wanted to pay by card but the machine wasn’t working so I had to make a trip to the cash point at Morrisons, a short walk away. At this point I thought to myself “this isn’t meant to be, I should go home and have a shower wank. Instead I drew out the cash and went back.
The Girl:
So I get back and pay the £30 for half an hour which I think is the going rate. The girl who took me to the room was the receptionist, in her 50s not much of a body or even that good looking but I thought “fuck it we’re in now”
The massage started well enough. She started at my legs which in my book is all wrong. Start at the top, get me relaxed, work the legs, give the nuts a gently wipe and grab the shaft and get me ready for the flip.
“Oh well”I thought, starting low might get me to the action quicker. After spending far too long on one leg she opens the door and chats to the girl outside. Then they swap and the younger girl comes in. She’s a big girl, big boned not fat. And she’s very dark, almost black. Never seen a Thai girl like this before, she might have been mixed race. Not an issue for me I might add.
Anyway she starts the massage again at my legs, says don’t worry I’ll be more relaxing for you, ok nice I thought.
The massage was awful. She was so fast in her movements, literally the least relaxing massage you could imagine. Her hands were like 120 grit sandpaper. I thought if her wank skills are anything like the massage than this is going to be terrible. I also couldn’t understand how some one who spends her day covered in wank oil and jizz could have such rough hands.
Anyway, after a rushed massage she flips me over. My cocks not really interested, she’s done nothing to get me going.
rubs my thigh's for a bit and I will my cock awake, tensing to give it a bounce and force some blood into the old chap.
She asks if I want anything else and I quickly reply “yes please, can you work on this for me” she goes straight in with £40 for HJ and I laugh. I said £20, I can get a 69 for £40 in Romford. She tells me I’m making it up and we banter for a bit as I tell her I’m telling the truth. I offer £30, should have gone home for a shower wank.
Told her I only had £30 cash and she said to ask reception to do a bank transfer. I told her no and to forget it. She quickly agreed to the £30.
This was my final error in this days activity because she now had no interest in pleasing me, to be honest I don’t believe she ever had that intent.
I give her the money and she started thumping away at my limp and confused cock. I ask her to slow down but she’s not having it. Still talking about the price. Saying that if I was a regular she’d do it cheaper for me. I told her to slow down, and was ignored again. She says for full price she can go slower.
Still limper than hard I tensed and held on for the ride. I spinked without orgaism, honestly I think it was a defensive reaction more than anything else.
She said feel happy now, and I said “honestly I’m not sure”
She gave me a shit head massage to finish. Dirty bitch didn’t even wash her hands afterwards and was rubbing my head.
Got up and out as soon as possible. On my way out she says I’ll see you next time, “not likely” I replied and left without looking for her.
Honestly it was the worst. Trust me boys, if you think to yourself just once “go home and have a shower wank” than for fuck sake do it. Or at the very least don’t go to this place.
I should have gone to Romford and at least I would have sucked on some sweet pussy for a few extra quid.
I now know without doubt where the term “chock the chicken” comes from. Whoever coined the term must have seen this bird!!
Please avoid.
