I had to really force myself to get the template out and bother writing this, I still feel completely apathetic about it days after. There is not a lot to cover here.
Previous review from another member (since we can't index without an AW profile)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=357397.msg3682183#msg3682183Note: all the pics in the above thread are real,
apart from the ones at
External Link/Members Only. This some insta-celeb whose pics and videos have been pilfered.
Some ad links:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyComms:Whatsapped her and it was left on one tick. Sure enough later that day, she responded and we booked for the following day. Pretty responsive from then on and I confirmed on the morning out of habit, which she appreciated.
Duration:60 minutes
Price:£130 for 1 hour B2B massage
Location:She shares the post code and its accurate. I don't want to describe the location too much because you could figure it out exactly, but its around the back of a shop just seconds from the high street.
The location itself is...not good. The main room where the massage happens is fine, clean. But the bathroom and adjacent kitchen were cramped and the air was stale, no airflow and a whiff of damp in the air. The digs for the massage (where your face rests) also had an
aroma - either that faint mouldy smell, or having been recently cleaned with something strong and industrial. Either way I avoided breathing from it the whole session.
Meet:Comms were straightforward, parked in the vicinity and waited for her message with the details. Easy to follow instructions and I was there in a minute. Quick hug and wow, she is hot. She was in a skimpy tight gym tights/white top outfit with her black hair tied up and fuck me, she is my type. Down to the outfit. But we confirmed services, I handed over the cash and had a quick shower before getting in position.
The massage that followed was unremarkable - but this is doubly frustrating because she is clearly competent, and sexy as hell. Her fingers were going to the right places, and she was applying barely any pressure and I was writhing in anticipation for even a bit more pressure but it just never came. This was a common theme throughout the whole session. This was pure frustration, borderline torture.
You might be thinking its misinterpreted teasing, and the sensual aspect would be amazing then? Well strap in, it gets worse.
The B2B aspect was also the bare minimum. A couple sensual moans in the ear while her pendulous natural-feeling tits pressed against me and I can count the number of body slides on one hand. Reach unders, sure they were there but I could count those on my spare fingers from earlier.
On the flip it was confirmed, she was hot. Definitely not the late-20-something that appears in the ad pics, a filter is doing some heavy lifting there. But given the tattoo its 100% her. Asked if touching was okay before I got too carried away and she confirmed, and yet she kept as far as possible or in proximity for as briefly as possible for the rest of the session.
HJ was okay. No "come quickly" type bullshit, she was happy to draw it out and tease for a while but frustratingly was facing the other way.
Shower, pleasantries, out.
Positives:- 100% the girl in the pics, but the pics are heavily beauty filtered
- Friendly attitude
- Some flashes of competence and skill
- Chatty and social at the right times of the meet
Negatives- Bare minimum delivered on the massage part
- Bare minimum delivered on the sensual part
- Massage area was acceptable but the place felt dirty
- Not sure the activity performed even meets the bare criteria for a B2B
- Avoidant positioning, generally non-interactive and not present during event
Would I see again?No. If she ups her game and someone has a mind-blowing experience then maybe. The really frustrating thing is she is aware of all the things that make a great experience, because she was alluding to doing them...just displaying absolutely 0 enthusiasm, 0 effort, and 0 desire. I'm not an idiot, I don't expect the huge majority of SPs are fully engaged in the meeting at all, this is a transaction though and part of what I'm buying is the illusion which other massage services have delivered on for less than £130 an hour.
Had a tough time between picking Neutral and Negative (this is in no way up for a Positive rating) and the only things keeping her sinking into a solid Negative are her friendly attitude pre and post event, and that I fancied her. On services delivered though, this was rubbish. So on that basis and the fact I had a wank when I got home this has to be a Negative, even if it only missed the Neutral by a smidge.
