External Link/Members OnlyComms: all done via text, response were slow at times, and couldn’t get any confirmation of extras over text.
Location: entrance is at the rear of a row of shops down a tight driveway. Parking was available but I wouldn’t be leaving my car down there in the dark.
Directed to a non-descript door on what looked like a tatty small out building, was surprised how large and clean it was once I got inside into what was a reception area. Action to place in a room off this which was warm had a comfortable massage bed and was clean.
The Girl: Titi is a short petite black girl with dark skin tone. She’s actually quite attractive, maybe late 20s, wearing a loose black tshirt and leggings, functional not sexy. She was very welcoming and chatty but not in a way that was annoying. She explained the price was £50 for the half hour, but then went on to explain it was another £20 for the hand relief and if I wanted to touch her another £20 on top.
I was sort of expecting this but still felt steep shelling out £70 for a 30 min massage and hr.
The action: the massage itself was very professional and actually quite good. No hint of sensual even though we’d agreed a happy ending in advance. For some reason there was a radio playing classic FM but she decided to play completely different music from her phone. The result was rather distracting noise.
She uses a lot of oil and this would be a major issue for me later.
When we got to the hr this is where things really went down hill. She started really well but that settled into a fairly fast pumping action. That would have been fine if she wasn’t punching me in the nuts on the down stroke. In the end it was so painful it was making me feel sick so I took over from her and finished off.
No shower available and I was offered the roll end of the table sheet to wipe myself off. I was completely slick with oil, so much so it soaked through a t-shirt and a thick hoodie enough that my wife wanted to know what I had down me!
On the positive as I got in my car I had been in there 45mins so not short changed on time.
Would I go again, not unless they dramatically reduced their prices and it wasn’t ball busting Titi. The neutral is because the massage was decent otherwise it would have been a negative.
