Masseuse Samantha X - Croydon

[socks6]

External Link/Members Only Croydon - End of July. (she's moved on already).

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378873.0
Hadn't the chance to see the above review before I made the appointment. Wouldn't have believed it myself except the exact same thing happened to me.

To level the playing field and make it fair.
Yes I did arrive early. Expecting being blanked for a bit or get a 'not ready yet' reply
She starts at 10. This happened at 10.45

Me - I'm here

Her - You are way too early.
Her - I'm not gonna have you that early

Me - Sorry did not want to be late I can wait thank you

Her - I'm eating breakfast you just disturbing my breakfast. I will have a stomach pain
Her - Because of you

Me - Please don't rush I will wait

Her - No
Her - I'm not gonna have you. You don't even let me eat in peace
Her - 15 min earlier. Who is coming like that if you book 11am. You should be 11am or 2-3mins text me before to me NOT 15MIN!!!!!!
Her - Have a lovely day. You make my day worse thanks
Her - I already have a stomach pain  !!!!!  ??

There may be a good massage in there somewhere. Just don't turn up early and pray she's not eating when you text!

[Atrueyorkie]

Right, first off unlucky on the bad punt.

You did come early 15 minutes is a stretch. Personally I would have waiting until it was under 10 minutes. 15 minutes is eager beaver territory. That will probably irk a majority of SP’s/WG’s.

You seem new to punting so just take it as a lesson for your next punt. Wouldn’t announce your arrival only when it’s 10 mins and under.

Only thing I would sympathise is she did overreact in the replies, wasn’t needed that reaction.

I also would say you avoided a potential bullet here. 4 negatives out of 10 is a lot.

[GingerBoy11]

Can I just say this is hilarious. . .maybe you should try to re-book and take some Gaviscon with you as a peace offering? 

[roger_weekly]

I had the same several weeks back. I parked up near and then texted and said i was parked nearby if she was available. She came back with a load of stroppy crap even though I was polite and suggested if she were busy, it was my tough luck. Glad I didn't get to see her. It says in her profile she has a polite attitude = my fat arse