NICOLE THAI - E14 Canary Wharf

[nordybwoi]

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I'm going to gloss over hyper-specifics and literal descriptions for obvious reasons.

£100 for 30mins

Comms: Very quick and efficient. No issues. Clear and communicative once there.
Place: As described. A bedsit fit for purpose.
Looks: The natural-looking pictures in the gallery are extremely accurate. Soft skin with big boobs that did feel natural, to be fair. A bit of puppy fat and she was kind of pretty as the pics show. Due to the positive reviews, I'd hoped that she'd be more alluring in real life, as some women can be.

The punt: From the start, I didn't really get a positive, welcoming vibe. She seemed a bit awkward, as if it was something that had to be done. Not very chatty. Transactional, but not in the breezy, casual way that experienced SPs sometimes have. There was also this kind of grimace-smile throughout the punt that made me feel like she didn't want to do it. I personally don't get off when it's so obviously undesirable to the SP. Had a quick shower (lots of fresh towels. Working shower, etc.) and got to it.

The BJ was super awkward. She checked and wiped for ages, inspecting it with a seriously off-putting tenacity. Felt like handing her a magnifying glass. Totally killed my boner.  Eventually, after ages, she decided it was fit for consumption, and we did that for a bit. Nothing to write home about.

Went into a few positions briefly. Found it equally awkward and I got the impression that she was in some kind of discomfort throughout.

Then something happened that often happens during intercourse, except normally you just pop it back in and carry on. However, this literally ended the punt on the spot, due to the slight knock having been painful (it wasn't a lie but still...wtf). Game over. Showered and got ready, both parties in total silence, one in some kind of serious discomfort. Requested a partial refund and got refused with the reasoning being that the entire day's play was now over, as a result of this mishap. Left.

Not for me. Quite annoying.

[WARSZAWA16]

Thanks for the review. Was thinking of seeing her. Won't now.

[nordybwoi]

It might have been a one-off. Maybe she'd had a bad day of work already, but I got the feeling that a more experienced/enthusiastic SP wouldn't have showed that so much. It's weird cos the other reviews were so glowing. Would be interested to hear other opinions, even from those that have left positive reviews.

[Don_Red]

Sorry you had a bad experience. Do you mind elaborating on the slight knock, and subsequently the "serious discomfort"? Was that for you or her? Assuming her by her further comment on the entire day's play was now over? Are you well endowed?

[MLawro93]

Reads like you hit her cervix and it caused her quite a bit of discomfort. 

My experience of her was a negative as well, and she did the whole grimacing, but I am not VWE.

[nordybwoi]

Sorry you had a bad experience. Do you mind elaborating on the slight knock, and subsequently the "serious discomfort"? Was that for you or her? Assuming her by her further comment on the entire day's play was now over? Are you well endowed?

Yes for her. No - I'm average. I really don't think it was hard enough to warrant that at all. Maybe it just caught an odd angle..?

[nordybwoi]

Reads like you hit her cervix and it caused her quite a bit of discomfort. 

My experience of her was a negative as well, and she did the whole grimacing, but I am not VWE.

Interesting. After I visibly lost my boner during the extremely long, tedious and unsexy pre-OW inspection, she did seem slightly repelled by this, and this may have been when the smile-grimacing really kicked in. It was downhill from there.

[nordybwoi]

I just saw your review and it sounds v similar to mine. Even before the knocking incident (I'm still trying to cling onto the idea that I can explain what happened vaguely without totally giving myself away. I should probably just give up now) I was constantly asking "are you OK?" to be met with some muted and very unconvincing one-word answers - "yes...".

[Shades]

Had a second visit with her today. Definately a get more interaction if she likes you sort of girl, but she is also a bit strange in how she shows she likes something. Really screws up her face and thrashes around, but was also really enjoying herself and admitted as such afterwards.
She is also a very keen clock watcher. You definately won't get any extra time, or even all of your alotted time.
Still a stunning little body and great come fuck me eyes.

[fannydango]

How much would a girl like that cost in Thailand?