This one is my first red flag on UKP and in a long time for just my punting
I’m kicking myself!!
Comms.
A bit hit and miss….tried booking three times…
Mixed up texts and phone calls…but got there in the end.
Location.
If your near the Beechdale boozer your not far off.
Meet.
Booked for a 3pm on a Friday, knocked on, larger woman answered the door and let me in, asked what I wanted..one hour FS [£100]..she took the Tax and walk me up the stairs,showed me to a room with a mattress on the floor!
Told me to get undressed and lay down, then she disappeared and reappeared within minutes.
She then starts to massage me using oil from one of those thin water bottles,
At this point I asked where Yo-yo was and your not the girl in the photos on vistastreet…she’ll be in shortly she’s running late was her reply..so I thought I’ll give her 10 minutes then am gonna kick off!
So she’s massaging me CC swiping and finger playing on the starfish.
Reaches for more oil and spills about a cupful on my arse! And proceeds to rub it all around my rear
Then in walks [Not fucking Yoyo!]
I say your not the girl in the photos [she aint slim by anybody’s definition]…reply:- Yoyo not well…
Thought fuck it am butt naked oiled up like a kebab and needed to get rid of some tension..
She starts by trying to remove some of the oil then continues where the maid had left off..
CC swipes so I lift up for that all important reach under but just got rubbed thigh’s and arse and her saying you big..ffs
So I turn over so we can move along…on with the Toggy before I lose him..she starts a sucking,but only the head
then I pull her on top, she stops to lube up and slowly slides on but not all the way say to big..ffs
So flips her over for doggy and enters only half way she pushing me back with her hands..am getting no where fast…so come out layed her down and sipped the rubber off and managed to knock one of over her tits and belly while thinking of some fit bird…
This a keep well clear fellers
Save yer hard earned cash..and pick another place
Note to one’s self…do your homework!
Disappointed H
