Charlize Glamour - Milton Keynes

[JonnyJ]

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Early July meet
1 hour
140 folding

Decent discrete apartment in MK. Booking is easy by text but only if she knows you and she only sees blokes over 30. Book via AW first, but dont be surprised if you have to give details of yourself or doesn’t respond for a while as she is particular about who she does and doesn’t see. Treat her well, and you’ll get treated very well. I always respect her time by being on time, polite but clear messages, no fluffy stuff or long messages and confirming on the day. I’m always well dressed, shaved, good oral hygiene, scrupulously clean and trimmed and decent aftershave like Creed or Tom Ford but just a hint, don’t bath in it!!! If I expect quality then why not put some effort in too, it’s rarely failed to get me a good time. I always tip well, not ridiculous but if it’s a good time, then a small gesture goes a long way. Never more than 10-15% and don't do it every time or its expected.

Stunning tall leggy early 50s blond lady from SA. in amazing shape, flat stomach, shaved completely and as clean and well presented as it gets. Legs go on forever and she takes great care of herself. Always immaculately dressed, excellent quality underwear and the sort of dress and high heels for a decent night out. Makeup and hygiene top drawer so nothing really to fault.

Put at ease straight away, drinks offered and a good flowing chat about whatever comes to mind. Spend at least 10 mins just talking and relaxing. Soon progress to light touching and the occasional kiss, which rapidly gets into DFK, which I do very much enjoy. She kisses very well, nothing fake or forced is how I feel.

Soon the boss in the jeans is making it clear he needs releasing which Charlize takes care of. On to the bed for a very decent teasing massage and dare I say it, some very sexy full body slides that got me so very close to coming I had two ease back. Plenty of kissing and RO, 69, light and gentle fingering and all the time feeling like it’s a proper GFE experience. No fake moans, plenty of all the right positioning to make it clear what is and is not in bounds without feeling like you've overstepped a boundary. Same goes for me as I don't like anyone playing with or near my ass, but all done without words or losing the moment. BJ is excellent, decent hand and mouth action, plenty of ball tickling along the way. On with the rubber, and we get into positions I don't know the name of. Her legs are so long they usually ended up around my ears, on my shoulders or she stood up with them very wide apart as we explore a multitude of positions. Lube was used occasionally which I dont mind at all and she is very classy about everything she does, even applying lube after 20 mins of me banging away. Decided to go for the double cum so the usual doggy slow and deep did the trick, then a few mins of trying not to die from a heart attack as my pulse was through the roof. Glug of water and Charlize starts to get me hard by showing me how she plays with her pussy whilst licking my shaft until I’m hard again (yep a blue pill was taken before). Outstanding BJ follows, deep and wet with my balls being fondled at the same time resulting in 10 mins later blowing into her mouth which she discretely spits into a tissue after I’d completely finished.

Sweaty, knackered and unable to move we had a laugh and a chat some more. I showered and got dressed, money exchanged with my usual tip when I have had such a good time. Talked some more about the old days at EGO and my first 4 hands massage with her and Valentina back in 2016. Then I realised that i had been there for 90 mins and made my apologies, to which Charlize shows her true class. She doesn’t watch the clock, delivers an outstanding service in this sea of mediocrity and is professional and polite at every stage.

These days I appreciate the more discerning woman who isn’t running a conveyor belt and who you know you will have a good time with.

[leighdelamere]

Wow, I shagged her nearly 20 years ago in some place in Northampton ;  she was the first WG to give me OWO. Nice to hear she's still delivering the goods.

[sensualencounter]

So many things going on with this review. You sound like a fluffy cuntstruck tout. You really don’t need to tell us all to “treat her well”. And as for the grooming and aftershave tips, that too is pretty obvious.

An escort who seems to have an interview system you have to pass that goes beyond standard screening for her own protection sounds like hard work and a red flag for someone who’s rather precious and up her own arse. So if your intention was to tout this escort, you’ve failed spectacularly imo.

Finally, tipping 

[daviemac]

OP, I've got no idea what her services are like I didn't get past the first paragraph of bullshit. She wants details of the punter??  and what has how you were dressed got to do with anything. Why do you feel the need to state the obvious, it's standard procedure to turn up on time, clean, have the right amount of money and be polite.

Treat her well? are you suggesting members of UKP would treat escorts badly but would change their ways because you say so? Any member who is found to be mistreating escorts in any way gets banned pretty quick.

It might pay you to read the guide to review writing, taking note of the 'what not to say section'.  -  External Link/Members Only

Things NOT to Say

What happened next is private. Say what you want to say, and leave out what you need to leave out to protect your privacy. If you can't write in simple terms what happened, then don't write a review.

She is a real gem and I want to keep her for myself. There is nothing factual here.

Treat her with respect. As if the readers were going to treat her poorly but since you wrote this, now they wont? Please provide facts, not instructions.

See her while you can. You will not be disappointed. You don't know what other punters want. You don't know what service she will provide next time. This is not reviewing your punt, these are words of a pimp.

She is so good she should raise her prices You do not know an escort's business model, you are a punter. Raising prices might not help her. Also, UKP represents the interests of punters and any statement that encourages price rises is counter to the principles of the board.

Thanks Ms Escort, I had a great time. The review area is for you to provide factual guidance to other punters, not to send messages to escorts.

This is my first review, be gentle. We can see it it is your first review. We will give feedback to your review ... you don't write it to be ignored. And if we don't tell you things now, how will you improve? We are always gentle ... it is only pixels.

[JonnyJ]

Just trying to be helpful. Numerous girls have said young lads turn up with bad breath, not showered etc. But I guess from your perspective everyone is as knowledgable as everyone else!!

As for touting, what a  joke that is and you can keep your aggressive unwanted opinion to yourself.

[JonnyJ]

Thanks very aggressively insightful. Ill file that appropriately.

So many things going on with this review. You sound like a fluffy cuntstruck tout. You really don’t need to tell us all to “treat her well”. And as for the grooming and aftershave tips, that too is pretty obvious.

An escort who seems to have an interview system you have to pass that goes beyond standard screening for her own protection sounds like hard work and a red flag for someone who’s rather precious and up her own arse. So if your intention was to tout this escort, you’ve failed spectacularly imo.

Finally, tipping 

[daviemac]

Just trying to be helpful. Numerous girls have said young lads turn up with bad breath, not showered etc. But I guess from your perspective everyone is as knowledgable as everyone else!!

As for touting, what a  joke that is and you can keep your aggressive unwanted opinion to yourself.

I never mentioned touting?

Like your 'treat her well' comment, anyone who fails to take care of their personal hygiene are not going to change their ways because you say so. They are selling sex for a living and have seen it all before, read other forums and you will see they tell punters to shower, use mouthwash or decline certain services if hygiene isn't up to scratch.

Reviews need to be a factual account of how accurate her advert was, what services were offered and how they were delivered, not instructions of how others should behave.

You are quite new to the site but it's up to you if you take the advice that would make your review better received or not, makes no difference to me.

[Iloveoral]

You sound like a fluffy cuntstruck tout.

I thought we were doing friendly ?

Not sure there was any need for that, especially considering the friendly atmosphere we’re trying to promote here. But hey ho, I guess it was an attempt at a joke 

[JonnyJ]

No you didn’t Daviemac, that comment wasn’t aimed at you. I take what you say seriously as you try to improve the content by making suggestions.

The keyboard warrior calling me out is another story. As 70% of a review is subjective, we all like what we like, then giving an account of how you got on based on your experience is what the majority of the site is about past the “did you get what you expected and paid for”. As any comment about looks or feelings or did she give a decent BJ etc is subjective then if the aggressive dickhead calling me out as tout had his way the site would be reduced to tick boxes.

As far as his comments on my subjectivity, having never met her, and feeling the urge to attack me behind the safety of his keyboard says everything about the dickhead. If he doesn’t like the book he’s reading, read another book.

Rant over and thanks for the advice DavieMac.

I never mentioned touting?

Like your 'treat her well' comment, anyone who fails to take care of their personal hygiene are not going to change their ways because you say so. They are selling sex for a living and have seen it all before, read other forums and you will see they tell punters to shower, use mouthwash or decline certain services if hygiene isn't up to scratch.

Reviews need to be a factual account of how accurate her advert was, what services were offered and how they were delivered, not instructions of how others should behave.

You are quite new to the site but it's up to you if you take the advice that would make your review better received or not, makes no difference to me.

[JonnyJ]

Seems the keyboard warrior likes to comment on everyone else’s post and attack people. I’m ignoring him from now on.

I thought we were doing friendly ?

[timsussex]

Doesn't really add anything to your previous review of this lady - although I might have missed something as I  fell asleep halfway through 

[DouglasReynholm]

3 months to the day since your last review of her https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=374146.0  and this one adds nothing and is also a positive.

If this one had had a different rating to the last there'd have been a point. Shouldn't there be a rule against this .. ?

[daviemac]

No you didn’t Daviemac, that comment wasn’t aimed at you. I take what you say seriously as you try to improve the content by making suggestions.

The keyboard warrior calling me out is another story. As 70% of a review is subjective, we all like what we like, then giving an account of how you got on based on your experience is what the majority of the site is about past the “did you get what you expected and paid for”. As any comment about looks or feelings or did she give a decent BJ etc is subjective then if the aggressive dickhead calling me out as tout had his way the site would be reduced to tick boxes.

As far as his comments on my subjectivity, having never met her, and feeling the urge to attack me behind the safety of his keyboard says everything about the dickhead. If he doesn’t like the book he’s reading, read another book.

Rant over and thanks for the advice DavieMac.

I didn't realise your last review was of the same SP and it was only 3 months ago, no wonder people say you're touting. I presume the services were the same in both bookings therefore a post on your last review saying you had seen her again and she was just as good is better than another review within a short space of time and would have avoided the touting accusations.

[mrx007]

Next time let me know you're going to see her and I'll bring you some chocolates and flowers to take to her.

And I'll add a tip too.

[finn5555]

I didn't realise your last review was of the same SP and it was only 3 months ago, no wonder people say you're touting. I presume the services were the same in both bookings therefore a post on your last review saying you had seen her again and she was just as good is better than another review within a short space of time and would have avoided the touting accusations.

It was different he changed his aftershave 😂

[sensualencounter]

No you didn’t Daviemac, that comment wasn’t aimed at you. I take what you say seriously as you try to improve the content by making suggestions.

The keyboard warrior calling me out is another story. As 70% of a review is subjective, we all like what we like, then giving an account of how you got on based on your experience is what the majority of the site is about past the “did you get what you expected and paid for”. As any comment about looks or feelings or did she give a decent BJ etc is subjective then if the aggressive dickhead calling me out as tout had his way the site would be reduced to tick boxes.

As far as his comments on my subjectivity, having never met her, and feeling the urge to attack me behind the safety of his keyboard says everything about the dickhead. If he doesn’t like the book he’s reading, read another book.

Rant over and thanks for the advice DavieMac.

Chill out. You are really riled by my post and I seem to have hit a raw nerve. It’s not just me who’s picked up on your fluffiness and touting. And you even admitted to your previous review of her being fluffy.

I thought we were doing friendly ?

Are you seriously saying that “fluffy cuntstruck tout” is overly aggressive? It’s a very commonly used adjective in punting and I’m sure someone as experienced as you has read it countless times before. What word would you suggest instead because it’s a great descriptor and succinct imo. Mesmerised by her minge? Hypnotised by her hoohaa? Gaga over her growler?

[dynatron]

had some email exchange with this escort -got the impression she was either unreliable or a timewaster so never followed through

[Iloveoral]

Chill out. You are really riled by my post and I seem to have hit a raw nerve. It’s not just me who’s picked up on your fluffiness and touting. And you even admitted to your previous review of her being fluffy.
Are you seriously saying that “fluffy cuntstruck tout” is overly aggressive? It’s a very commonly used adjective in punting and I’m sure someone as experienced as you has read it countless times before. What word would you suggest instead because it’s a great descriptor and succinct imo. Mesmerised by her minge? Hypnotised by her hoohaa? Gaga over her growler?

I suggested being friendly I never mentioned overly aggressive, I was simply saying.

My suggestion would be not to pull fault on as many posts here as you can, you do like to get “overly” involved. Chill.

[sensualencounter]

I suggested being friendly I never mentioned overly aggressive, I was simply saying.

My suggestion would be not to pull fault on as many posts here as you can, you do like to get “overly” involved. Chill.

I am chill thanks. But you’re telling me I’m supposed to “be friendly” to this guy when I genuinely don’t think that I was unfriendly when responding to a clearly ridiculous review that others have also picked up on, including another mod? Am I supposed to congratulate him and tell him what a wonderful review it was?

And yet you can throw a little dig at me unprovoked on another thread that wasn’t relevant and also empowered another member who has a clear grudge against me to chip in and that’s “being friendly”?

As regards to “pull fault on as many posts as I can” that’s really not my intention. I thought this was a punting forum for all of us to chip in and interaction is encouraged? To make punting a better, more informed place. And part of that is surely picking up on bad practices? If you just want it to be a jolly boys backslapping club with zero criticism then I feel that you are sadly misguided.

[JonnyJ]

If you dont like it just move on. I posted two reviews last night and I have some more to catch up on, how about you contribute more than your usual couple of reviews a year at best and stop commenting mainly negatively on everyone else’s input. Feel free to message me as I’m not interested in continuing a public debate with you.

Constructive input always welcomed as we all want the same quality information and I clearly missed the mark with this one. l put it down to the half bottle of JD then waking up and writing it. Lesson learned.

I am chill thanks. But you’re telling me I’m supposed to “be friendly” to this guy when I genuinely don’t think that I was unfriendly when responding to a clearly ridiculous review that others have also picked up on, including another mod? Am I supposed to congratulate him and tell him what a wonderful review it was?

And yet you can throw a little dig at me unprovoked on another thread that wasn’t relevant and also empowered another member who has a clear grudge against me to chip in and that’s “being friendly”?

As regards to “pull fault on as many posts as I can” that’s really not my intention. I thought this was a punting forum for all of us to chip in and interaction is encouraged? To make punting a better, more informed place. And part of that is surely picking up on bad practices? If you just want it to be a jolly boys backslapping club with zero criticism then I feel that you are sadly misguided.

[Stevelondon]

I am definitely not wearing Creed or anything by Tom Ford for any SP. 😂

[jockmctavish69]

Nice review and I must visit Charlize again. Having seen her before her service is very very good.

[Pj55]

I saw her several times years ago when she worked at Ego massage, and she always delivered an excellent service .

[Iloveoral]

If you dont like it just move on. I posted two reviews last night and I have some more to catch up on, how about you contribute more than your usual couple of reviews a year at best and stop commenting mainly negatively on everyone else’s input. Feel free to message me as I’m not interested in continuing a public debate with you.

Constructive input always welcomed as we all want the same quality information and I clearly missed the mark with this one. l put it down to the half bottle of JD then waking up and writing it. Lesson learned.

He can’t read atm I gave him a short break from the site 
I’m sure he will be missed 

[JonnyJ]

On re reading my review I can see it’s a bit shit and understand the input given. I appreciate it was not adding a lot to the previous one and respect it was too soon since the other review. Deffo acknowledge the error, read the guidelines and humbly fall on my sword. No more JD before writing again, promise 

[contentguy]

He can’t read atm I gave him a short break from the site 
I’m sure he will be missed 

Who’s going to police morality here now he’s taking a break?

Ironically, I agree with the sentiment of much of what he says, but he still f*cks me right off.