QUEEN OF NURU/B2B - RuncornTerms of Reference - - Time for some Nuru while around the area.
Contact - External Link/Members OnlyComms - Texted as advert request, no issues and booking made.
Location - Block of flats at Runcorn Old Town by the river.
Premesis - Private apartment, entry by buzzer. Hilarious like something out of a Carry On film. Spartan decor but the room used had basically just a bed covered in a PVC sheet with a trail of wet footprints through the door into the bathroom.
The Girl - Profile says 50 and I wouldn`t disagree, she looks ok and has a great pair of tits to cause havoc with. Great sense of humour and personably plus eager to please.
The Service - This was fun, how I laughed. Instructed to relax on the rubber/pvc sheet and she comes into the room with 2.5l jug of gloop and jumps on the bed and pours it everywhere using her tits and everything else to flop and slop the lube into anything and everything. Not a real Nuru massage but a sort of Brit version (bit like a curry) also it wasn`t Nuru gel but J-Lube (powder mixed with water used by vets to get their arms up animals birth canals (which can encourage thrush)), a good substitute! The whole thing was wonderfully seedy ending up with the whole 2.5l sploshing about on the sheet, fuck knows where it all went unless she hoovered it up with her fanny to recycle. Most enjoyable fun and games and for once I didn`t have any problem adding my spunk into the gooey mess. Slid off the bed - literally and into the shower for an assisted shower. God only knows where it all went but she gave the bed a wipe ready for the next visit.
Comments and Thoughts - Enjoyable gooey japes, not for the faint hearted! She did a great job and I bloody well enjoyed every minute of it.
Marks out of 10Comms - 9
Area - 7
Premesis - 8
Massage - 8
The Post Massage Experience - 9
Would I Return - Yes.
