Vip Fernanda - Dundee HORRENDOUS AVOID!!!!

[Beanbox81]

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Just back from seeing this provider in an apartment in central Dundee.

Horrific. Do not even dream about going to see her and treat with huge suspicion any recently arrived Brazilian girl in the same apartment. If you are unsure DM me I could possibly confirm the building, I'm not sure if that's against the rules, but so nobody makes the same mistake.

First red flag I wanted to freshen up, do you have a towel?  "No".  "I'll look", while she's looking I freshen up and eventually dry myself with toilet paper.  I go into the room she comes in carrying a towel. I'm still all wet and clammy, great I think go to take the towel. Turns out its not for me its for her friend presumably and gets put in the cupboard.

I had asked for water she gave me a glass with a bottle next to it with a little still in it. I drank both as it was boiling hot. A little while later she went to get a drink out of the bottle and was angry at me for finishing it. So she had a sip of the glass of wine she had and some Red Bull too.

First couple of minutes constantly on her phone texting, takes a call. I'm really starting to get annoyed by this. Eventually she puts it down asks what I like etc.

On the text I had asked about DFK and OWO. She confirmed yes to both.  Now no DFK and OWO is extra. No mention of this on the text.

I give her another £20 for OWO. She proceeds to give the most half-hearted lacklustre OWO ever. Basicallly put the tip just in her mouth a few times then would run her nails etc over me. She also really quite persistently and aggressively pushed two girls.  Do you want two girls, good friend of mine, one here one here (pointing to my dick and mouth), have you never done that, its best thing ever etc. I said no about 50 times eventually she accepted it.

As for the girl its her in the pictures, nice enough tits Ronaldinho teeth.

Gets out an industrial condom puts it on what position I say lie down the instant its in her she starts gyrating violently and quickly to make me cum, and is successful.

I am out in probably less than 15 minutes all in, paid £80 for half an hour plus £20 for the most pathetic OWO ever.

Its the first time in a long time I've gone to see a girl who isn't reviewed on here. And will be the last.

I am a lonely, depressed guy with not loads of money and social anxiety. Sometimes a visit to an escort can be a wonderful experience and make me feel good about life and happy for a little while. I left feeling seedy, depressed, pathetic, pissed off, exasperated, angry at myself for being so stupid, and just like a stupid dirty old loser. I am always on the verge of a mental health crisis this experience makes me feel like I'm in one. Awful. Can't adequately emphasise how bad.

Just a horrible experience. I understand she is in it to make money but she was everything that can be bad about an escort and obviously viewed me as a fat sweaty pathetic mess to be duped and moved on. No interest in me whatsoever or in providing a good service or even attempting to make sure I had an okay time. Just awful. AVOID.

[Topgear88]

Sorry to hear about your nightmare punt. Don’t let it get to you, we’ve all had shit punts.
You’ll laugh about it down the line. I even had one where I looked down at the lassies
knickers on the floor and there were skid marks on them ffs. It can only improve,
onward and upward mate.

[Beanbox81]

Sorry to hear about your nightmare punt. Don’t let it get to you, we’ve all had shit punts.
You’ll laugh about it down the line. I even had one where I looked down at the lassies
knickers on the floor and there were skid marks on them ffs. It can only improve,
onward and upward mate.

Thanks very much mate. Skid marks ugh.

[Aberlad]

I know that this site isn’t the gospel but I’ve never had a bad punt thanks to seeing well reviewed girls only.

Tough one to take, especially with the financial cost more than anything.

Next time you’ll have a belter 

[Itsanaffliction]

Maybe stick with the well reviewed, reputable solid punts for now mate if that's your frame of mind you are in. Best to just get back on the horse, mind you by the sound of the Ronaldinho teeth maybe you're just off one!!

Chin up lad - happens to the best of us - we've all been there

[Beanbox81]

I know that this site isn’t the gospel but I’ve never had a bad punt thanks to seeing well reviewed girls only.

Tough one to take, especially with the financial cost more than anything.

Next time you’ll have a belter 

Thanks mate.

[Beanbox81]

Maybe stick with the well reviewed, reputable solid punts for now mate if that's your frame of mind you are in. Best to just get back on the horse, mind you by the sound of the Ronaldinho teeth maybe you're just off one!!

Chin up lad - happens to the best of us - we've all been there

Thanks. Just wish I hadn't been so stupid but oh well.

[Poopster]

Mate don't beat yourself up, I've just had one come on here and tell the whole forum I'm bad at sex!  Shit happens and you can't be responsible for someone else's attitude, behaviour or words. 

Keep your head up and go find a well-reviewed and reliable punt, there are plenty of good ones out there. 

On another note, this hobby isn't necessarily a healthy one if you're finding you need it to build some self-esteem, give some thought to looking at how you can do that without paid sex.  Even something like a night class will be hugely beneficial, it will bring you into contact with new people and give you a goal.

[Beanbox81]

Mate don't beat yourself up, I've just had one come on here and tell the whole forum I'm bad at sex!  Shit happens and you can't be responsible for someone else's attitude, behaviour or words. 

Keep your head up and go find a well-reviewed and reliable punt, there are plenty of good ones out there. 

On another note, this hobby isn't necessarily a healthy one if you're finding you need it to build some self-esteem, give some thought to looking at how you can do that without paid sex.  Even something like a night class will be hugely beneficial, it will bring you into contact with new people and give you a goal.

Thanks mate. Stuck in a bit of a rut probably. Sorry to hear that for you too, that's very mean.

[Massagetugga]

We all like a change but there’s lot to be said about sticking to a regular girl or two. She’s likely to be at ease with someone she’s got to know and trust a bit not to fuck her around etc and you’ll build up a bit rapport with the girl. IMO the best girls in the job are the ones with quite a good outlook and personality but they can take a bit seeking out and sometimes need a bit time to get to know. I obviously don’t mean either of you sharing a whole lot of personal stuff but just building up some trust/rapport.

As above, there’s unfortunately too high chance of a shitty punt. Money paid often meaning nothing on what you get but IMO its a factor in feeling bad afterwards. A good punt you’re happy to have wasted the beer tokens, but a bad one just makes you feel bad about yourself for wasting the cash.

Don’t feel bad. Try to enjoy it but try not to give it all too much thought would be my advice.

Good advice from Poopster there as I was typing my reply.

[Beanbox81]

We all like a change but there’s lot to be said about sticking to a regular girl or two. She’s likely to be at ease with someone she’s got to know and trust a bit not to fuck her around etc and you’ll build up a bit rapport with the girl.

As above, there’s unfortunately too high chance of a shitty punt. Money paid often meaning nothing on what you get but IMO its a factor in feeling bad afterwards. A good punt you’re happy to have wasted the beer tokens, but a bad one just makes you feel bad about yourself for wasting the cash.

Don’t feel bad. Try to enjoy it but try not to give it all too much thought would be my advice.

Good advice from Poopster there as I was typing my reply.

Thanks, that's probably good advice.

[Davey80]

I see we both reviewed the amazing Grace who seems to be offline at the moment but shows you the other end of Spectrum and why we do it.

I’ve walked a couple of times in last 5 years from punts and suffered 3-4 horror stories too. I guess we have to take the rough with the smooth though.  Chin up - another Grace is just around the corner!

[Beanbox81]

I see we both reviewed the amazing Grace who seems to be offline at the moment but shows you the other end of Spectrum and why we do it.

I’ve walked a couple of times in last 5 years from punts and suffered 3-4 horror stories too. I guess we have to take the rough with the smooth though.  Chin up - another Grace is just around the corner!

Thanks mate.

[man1970]

  Bit of a shortage post covid,a good few decent ladies seem to have packed it in

  We will all have had those sort of punts which can be a big let down at the time,a pet hate of mine [and many on here it would seem] is pratting about with the phone during a punt,whilst on about same hourly rate as a barrister you would think they could leave it on mute for a while and pay the client a bit of attention.

[Beanbox81]

  Bit of a shortage post covid,a good few decent ladies seem to have packed it in

  We will all have had those sort of punts which can be a big let down at the time,a pet hate of mine [and many on here it would seem] is pratting about with the phone during a punt,whilst on about same hourly rate as a barrister you would think they could leave it on mute for a while and pay the client a bit of attention.

Sorry didn't see this. Yeah its just so rude and makes you feel so cheap and worthless. Once the meet starts you've paid really well for their attention and to be so dismissive is staggering. Only once did I like that, Victoria Kardashian or something took a whole phone call seemingly with a friend in a foreign language whilst riding my face and I thought that was awesome the way she did it. But in general its appalling.

[daviemac]

If you are unsure DM me I could possibly confirm the building, I'm not sure if that's against the rules, but so nobody makes the same mistake.

Sorry you had a shit time but I would recommend you reread the rules, reviews don't get removed and asking for PMs comes with a ban.

[Ally McFeel]

Dunno if it helps but I always almost walk away feeling a bit seedy. Post nut clarity is real

[mattmorgan]

I was in a bad place and I will thank someone on the board who said just take a break when you are feeling like this. I did and it worked out OK. I hopefully learned that not every time is going to be good, some are going to be terrible. I would say 90% of the time it's great but sometimes I think I would intentionally pick someone who I knew wouldn't work out with to see what happened. I have never felt seedy but what you describe sounds like a naked lunch moment. William Burroughs described it as a "frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork." You just need to keep going some will be good some will be bad and dude sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes, well, he eats you. Don't try change stuff that's happened. Its probably lack of information to make your decision on or sometimes stuff just doesn't work out and you need to move on.