External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Directly opposite the large rear exit of Grand Central station
Price: 40 quid for an hour + 50 quid (quoted, I didn't take it) for B2B and HE
Girl: Probably early to mid 40s, chubby, but spoke English well, not the cutest face but flirty and sweet.
Visited last week but came across the place by chance while walking around.
It's close to the station, opposite a bus stop and in between 2 restaurants so it can have foot traffic- so probably not the best for a stealthy entrance/exit.
I arrived at around 3pm, without booking beforehand and had to wait for 20 minutes inside (there was only one person working there).
The entrance led to a metal staircase that went down a level to a bolted door. Once inside the place was pretty nice, in decent condition with lots of massage rooms, black marble-like finishing everywhere.
Once in the massage room, the masseuse (who was very nice, friendly and sweet) asked what I was looking for upfront. She said 40 quid for an hour massage, and 50 quid for a body to body and happy ending. Normally, I'd give it a shot, especially when trying a new place but there were a few things that put me off the extras:
- The previous client had hideous body odour (please lads... take a shower before your antics! Or ask to take a shower before your session when you arrive), and it filled the room I was in. She didn't seem bothered by it, but it was awful. While I was getting the massage it was fine, but whenever you came up for air it was horrible.
- She wasn't that attractive to me but she was also very clearly overworked that day. While I was getting the massage 2 people rang the bell at different times, and being the only person there, she answered. She apologized when she came back and expressed how bizarrely busy it was that day.
- The massage wasn't that great and didn't really help the mood either.
I have to give this experience a negative, but to be honest, I may try one more time in the future. The place seems nice, and there are other girls that work there usually.
Thanks all, hope the review was helpful!
p.s. Another note as its important to me when looking for a massage (extras or not)- this place does have a shower that's in decent condition, BUT it seems like there's only one and its outside of the room, so you would have to do a half naked shuffle to it.
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Extra message on why I haven't reviewed in a long time, for the people who like jumping on people like that haha:
- My last punt was in 2021 (which I reviewed), a few months later I entered a relationship.
- Was happy with my sex life during the relationship so never looked for this kind of thing during it.
- Recently split though so I'm getting back into it.
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