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Gonna name-drop here : Tight Pants’ TOFTT review prompted my visit,even tho getting there was one mother plucker of a mission.The prospect of a debut 4-hander and OWO/possibly more, at acceptable financial damage, proved irresistible !
Comms : Went on spec one evening,texted after sniffing out the place.Ass plonked on a bench down the road,waited + got a quick return ping.Likely from a 3rd party/via Google Translate, as the girls’ English was about as fluent as my ancient Inner Congolese.In within 10mins - not bad.
Location : In a shop parade 20+ mins walk from the town centre.Missed it on my 1st recce.D'oh ! Specsavers moment
…..Next to an Oriental takeaway,so suppose if they have any troublemakers or bad ju ju they could roll out Triad heavy - Mr. Chop Yu - to nip round with his meat cleaver!
Inside : Clean, converted terrace.Business rooms upstairs.Basin + shower in room.
Cost ? 45 hr massage +
40 B2B : OWO : Ballsucking : CIM = 85* Noteworthy * During my visit they were alarmingly lax with closing/locking doors ! Front door was wide open on entry + exit.My room door was left ajar for some of my tenure.No,I’m not an exhibitionist wanting other punters to stumble into my room.I don’t want to be the easy victim of a Cannock gangsta raid. And no, I don’t want my my extendable baton felt by the long arm of the Feds! Exception-the fit WPcs off The Bill !Appearances + Stats : Facially,Ni Ni didn’t have “typical” Han Chinese features IMO.Could’ve perceived her as Thai or Burmese on civvy street.Mildly attractive.CH had more Chinese looks,but a more rectangular,rather than round, face.Skin texture generally good,but the areas around her eyes/nose were a tad lined,betraying her advancing years.Ok looks.
Ni Ni : 40s : 5’2” : size 8 : brown overtones to her skin : remained clothed
Ching Hua : 50s : 5’3” : size 10 : 30C up top : pert ass : no belly,but Mum Tum creases : groomed black pubes : pale yellow complexion : no tatts IIRC
The Punt Tentatively wandered in thru the wide open front door.All quiet on the Western (or Far Eastern) Front.An enquiring “Hello?”and zing, Ni Ni floated out of nowhere like a Fairy Godmother .Spotted CH peeping out from the left.Up the steep ski jump stairs (met Eddie the Eagle coming down - not really),into the right hand room,fun money to Ni Ni.Shuffled out to deposit.Returned to find me prone boning the altar, birthday suited and certainly not booted.
Oil puddles dripped on my back,and the sweeping began.After 10mins Ni Ni called out + a simpering, giggly CH bounced in.Wearing a black + white swirly stripy skirt/sarong thingy.Lovely girl - beamy,bubbly, + radiated enthusiasm throughout.She took over scrubbing my top + Ni Ni deployed to my legs.Noticed CH took a sharp breath every so often - possibly asthmatic? Both worked energetically to polish + knead most of my rear body surface.However,no credit card or reach-under stardust.
Was the massaging therapeutic ? Naah - didn’t flush out much tension.Sensual ? Naah - didn’t provoke the snakelet downstairs to rise up into an angry, hissy cobra .Overall level - firmly sat in the lower-middle tiers of the massage hierarchy.The minor thrill for me was in experiencing 2 girls, as a 4-hander virgin, + feeling a bit pampered.Just needed a parasol, Martini in hand,and a fat cigar.
Ni Ni scrammed halfway thru,outsourcing the serious sexual stuff to CH.My chance to get flirty + dirrrty with Ching H.More wallet damage for the Bawdy-to-Bawdy/more and she stripped,revealing a pretty decent ,lean body for her age.Had a neat, pruned bush that looked like it’d been personally tended to by Alan Titchmarsh.Planted herself on my back + did some slippery writhing around like an eel that had been on a pub crawl.Turnover + more of the same,supplemented with me making her nippz a late evening snack.Unusually,average-sized for an Oriental, but got fulsome + well perky.
Next on the menu? Why,LM’s finest sausage chow mein served up with juicy cashew nuts ,of course! CH made the latter her starter.Had an absolute ball with my balls.A really fab,prolonged chewing.Got Junior stiff enough to hang a waterlogged trench coat on.Spent a bit too long on this tho + I got a bit impatient for the dick suck,so waggled the tadger + gently slapped it on her face a couple of times.Took the hint + gobbled down to halfway, but her technique was too tame - wouldn’t make it onto a Fake Taxi film set.Light,ineffective eating that I eventually got bored with.
Having kept hardwood for a significant time(don’t use chemical aids),suspected Junior may eventually start to wilt,so hastened to fire the money shot off.Took over myself + hustled the fella manually.CH sensed when the eruptions were cuming,pointed to her mouth,and I gleefully hosed my minnow milk into its depths.No dodging here - stayed clamped on like a tenacious pitbull with lockjaw until the magazine ran out + click..click..click - I was firing blanks.
Added my DNA to the interesting gene pool of Cannock’s sewers via CH’s spitting.
Offered (+ took) a shower.Needed,it was a sultry evening + I had a long trudge home.Tried to have some departing chat,but this became a self-monologue.Thanked CH ,seen out by Ni Ni.Her English was all of 1% better - managed to extract their names.
Summary : 4-hander ticked off the bucket list.The girls had a great attitude + whilst they weren't beauty pageant material,weren’t utter mingers smashed with a fugly rolling pin.Enjoyed my 1-2-1 with Ching Hua - even tho the OWO was a washout, she did serve up a raunchy B2B,excellent ballsucking,+ took an exceedingly greedy CIM.
Ok,the massaging was mediocre.But, I reckon the meet was at minimum good,maybe VG, VFM for an hour.
Return ? High chance. Would like to test drive Ni Ni : see whether FS may be available from either : + see whether both would get involved for the entire duration?
Hope they stay,but these joints rotate more often than a wind turbine in a hurricane.
Cheers,
LM 
