X_sexyEnglish_x Barnsley

[Wakey_wakey]

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This review is from last week.

Location
Hotel chain just off M1 Barnsley

Communication

Contacted via AW few messages to confirm location and time. Asked me to confirm the booking by texting.

The girl

I was attracted by the big boobs. I had read a review suggesting sexy English wouldn’t be the most attractive but I guess this is subjective so thought I would arrange a punt. I guess the pictures on the profile are her from good angles. When the hotel door opened I thought I had made a mistake but I had arrived now and just thought why not go with it and see what happens. She was wearing a fish net type body suit and as soon as the money was handed over she said “want to play with these do you?” Squeezing her boobs. The harsh voice made me think of Barbra from babs taxis in league of gentlemen.

The action
I really wasn’t feeling it and wish I had backed out. Sexy English (I didn’t even ask for a name) stroked my body gave me covered oral. Eventually I got an erection and she rode me cow girl. I closed my eyes and thought of England. The ending was never going to happen so after about 10 mins I gave up. Wipes provided I removed the condom. Straight away she offered me pop two but I hadn’t done pop 1 so that was never going to happen. I left on 25 mins paying £60 for 30 mins.

Summary
It’s a neutral because she was nice and friendly. Offered what she said she would but I just wasn’t feeling it and as soon as the door opened I should have made my excuses!

[Sheffred2017]

Bab’s Cabs! Ha!

‘I’ve only been on the hormones for three weeks and mi nipples are like bullets!’…

Sorry it was a shit one for you mate… but that proper tickled me. 

[Wakey_wakey]

Nooo! You’ve put the voice back in my head again and created all sorts of flash backs!

It seems to be getting harder to get a decent punt now. Pictures are airbrushed and fiddled with or taken from flattering angles. The reviews don’t seem to be coming in as frequently these days so you have nothing to really gauge your decision and a lot of the time you are going in blind so to speak.

[Sheffred2017]

You win some you lose some, mate. Never mind.

Mainly stick to girls I know these days. Seem to be a lot more chancers out there that want top dollar but don’t want to do anything for it.

If I’m trying someone new I stick to short bookings until I know they’re decent.

You’ll always get the odd shit one. It’s all part of the game.