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External Link/Members OnlyVenue - Hotel Wetherby services - no problem slipping past reception.
Comms - All by text despite saying no bookings via text but didn't pick up phone when I initially rang.
Price - £150 for "standard" hour
Services included - Happy start and happy ending, body sliding,owo and sex.
Girl - Way over advertised age of 55, easily add another 10 to that.
The meeting - I was given room number and made my way up and door opened magically when I approached. Hid behind door until I was in room. I was ready to do a runner if she didn't resemble her photos but she had a tidy body if a somewhat lived in face. I decided to stay and removed my clothing which is when alarm bells started to ring. She said if I wanted the happy start I needed to ejaculate within 5 minutes so I said at least lets give it a go, so she said if you haven’t cum before this next song finishes, it’s not going to happen.
On the bed and more alarm bells when I tried to stroke her arm and she quite forcibly pushed it away. She said you obviously haven’t read my profile but I’ve re-read it since and it says no such thing. Anyway spoilt the moment for me and song ended with no result which wasn’t a surprise. She then told me to lay on my front and she would start the massage, which was OK and included hot stones which is a first for me. She did some body sliding and forced my legs wide apart to lick my balls which was nice.
Onto the main event and she got me to lay on my back and started playing with my cock which soon got hard. At this stage she stopped and said will you stop pawing me but honestly I was literally stroking her back as she’d already told me her tits were off limits. She did some weird closed mouth kissing which wasn’t very pleasant but did some quite good owo and deep throating. I even managed some penetrative sex although it was very functional.
Eventually the inevitable happened and she immediately said I was the worse customer she’d ever had which I thought was a bit of banter and had a shower and got dressed. On my way out I said I would pay for the “executive” hour next time which apparently allows touching. She immediately snapped back saying you won’t be seeing me again. I said why aren’t you coming back to Wetherby and she said yes but wouldn’t allow me to see her again as I was a nightmare customer. She said she wasn’t a working girl if that’s what I was expecting and also said something about why am I checking my wallet which I wasn’t as I never take it with me. Completely bizarre end to the whole thing which could have worked out so much better if she had a good attitude.
I was tempted to give her a neutral but the last comments made me feel bad all day as I know I was only lightly caressing her back and arm, god knows what she would have said if I’d tried to touch her fanny. I decided on a negative to warn other punters against spending a considerable amount of money but feeling short changed as I had been.
