Author Topic: How you see punting, in Haiku form (Read 1545 times)

Charliehutton · « **on:** July 12, 2023, 06:29:11 pm »

I tried to start a similar thread on my local forum recently, and it went down like a lead balloon, but you never know.

We all see our punting differently, and I thought it might be interesting to see how other members see it themselves. I like Haiku, because it's simple, and with only 17 syllables to play with, it has to be brief. Anyway, here's mine:

One of these days, your
Cock-pills won't work, so enjoy
These girls while you can.

pbrown355 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2023, 06:52:36 pm »

Less time spent composing
more time left for seeing
ladies with big tits

JontyR · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2023, 11:18:06 pm »

Never again
Disappointment after handing over cash
Ooh look, tits!

akauya · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:58:33 am »

Blue balls seek release,
Eyes meet, sparks ignite the groin,
Two bodies intertwine.

Stevelondon · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2023, 09:55:27 am »

Google is my friend
Haiku it’s meaning now known
Don’t want to play

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2023, 10:45:22 am »

Quote from: Stevelondon on July 13, 2023, 09:55:27 am

Google is my friend
Haiku it’s meaning now known
Don’t want to play

I thought it was a sort of war dance the New Zealand Rugby team did before a game

Chazz · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2023, 11:02:53 am »

Some cheeky anal?
Intense negotiations:
That will be extra!

Half Century · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2023, 11:08:04 am »

New in area
She looks well fit, but wait...
She's Romanian

JontyR · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2023, 11:19:56 am »

My first punt, heart pumps,
Hope she's sexy, door opens.
Where the fuck is she?

Chazz · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2023, 02:44:05 pm »

Hope I never meet
Sergie with a baseball bat

I'd soil my trousers

diver ted · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2023, 02:44:28 pm »

It was the best of punts
T'was the worst of punts
A male or two titties

He always does the bizz
Opening line of his
William Shakespeare

Chazz · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2023, 02:49:01 pm »

How about a kiss?
What? You're from Romania?
Es esstra baby!

Chazz · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2023, 02:55:54 pm »

A memorable sight:
A full two weeks worth of jizz
Dripping off her tits

Charliehutton · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2023, 04:52:06 pm »

A whirlwind romance;
Meet for an hour, fuck her twice
Then bid her farewell.

Charliehutton · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2023, 08:11:51 am »

Quote from: Chazz on July 13, 2023, 02:55:54 pm

A memorable sight:
A full two weeks worth of jizz
Dripping off her tits

Some very inventive and funny responses, but I reckon this is my favourite. Superb, Chazz!

Half Century · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2023, 03:41:00 pm »

Summing up Punting
in this many syllables
is very diffic

Chazz · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2023, 07:00:28 pm »

Quote from: Charliehutton on July 14, 2023, 08:11:51 am

Some very inventive and funny responses, but I reckon this is my favourite. Superb, Chazz!

Charliehutton · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2023, 09:37:41 pm »

Someone has apparently deemed this thread ' not related to punting'. I wonder why?

standardpostage · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2023, 07:33:32 am »

Once up-on a time.

I dreamt I fucked a shei-la.

Woke be-fore I came.

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Author Topic: How you see punting, in Haiku form (Read 1545 times)