External Link/Members OnlyI'm not going to waste much time on this one as I'd really rather forget it.
Comm by txt was quick and efficient. Agreed on £60 for a 1/2 hour later the same day. Location was a standard tenement flat on the West of the city.
Usual, behind the door start and, to be honest, as soon as I got full sigh of her I should have walked. Another punter described her as 'not to everyone's test. Yeah, right... I really do try not to be unnecessarily unkind but my first thought was that she looked like a 75 year old version of Caludia Winkleman who had just had an anvil dropped on her head squashing her into a wee dumpy thing. Added to that she has a pot-belly so big I genuinely wondered at one point if she was pregnant. The big puffed red lips just don’t do anything for her either, and I would put her aga at late 50s. Again, I knew I should have walked but..
She started by getting her kit completely off while wittering on about her Ozzie/German heritage (from the other reviews this seems to be her standard script). She then warned me the bed was broken and I could only lie on ceratin parts. WTF!? I stripped off and lay on the bed, which promptly partly collapsed so I had to move to another bit, and she proceeded to lie across me rubbing her dangling tits on my chest while asking me personal questions about my life and work. I had no idea what she was trying to do. To get past this nonsense, I encouraged hew to give me OWO. It was not good. She just sticks the bell-end in her mouth and sucks, while squeezing the bottom of your shaft. This did nothing for me and I wasn’t even getting hard. Being a fan or RO, I thought I would try that to pass the time. It was actually OK and she seemed quite into it. Since I was now a bit harder we put the rubber on and I banged away in doggy with my eyes closed for a while imagining I was somewhere else. She was quite tight but, when I was getting close, she started, out of nowhere, some bizarre 'I want you to come in my mouth baby' dirty talk over and over again which was so bad I nearly lost my stiffy again, so I quickly pulled out and obligingly wanked myself in to her mouth. To her credit, she swallowed the lot. Time was not quite up but I got dressed and politely made a fast exit. Definitely in my bottom 1% of punts ever.
TLDR: Just don't.
