Thai Oil Massage - Birmingham, B3

[compata]

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Happened about a week ago in B3

I liked the look of this one and despite the cost, £100 for hour I had a gut feeling it would be a good massage and worth the money. I was wrong
I booked an hour and got just over a half hour
There wasn't any B2B just a bit of a tit wank, tits looked ok initially but they are full bolt-on
The worst part was that I stank afterwards from the oil, can oil go bad?

Summary...
No quality, no enthusiasm, smelly oil,  not value for money and I felt terrible afterwards

[l1mpd1ck]

Thanks for the report. I was tempted by the photo as I looked the GND look and the fact it appeared (unusually) not to be B&S

Need to find another option for next rare visit to central Brum

[shed]

Thanks for the review. Just for clarity, the massage was £60 for the hour (including HE?) And the btb was an extra £40, is that correct mate? If she just rubbed her tits on you for the extra dosh didn't you say anything or complain. Hundred quid for that shit service I would have demanded half my money back. Also saying you had paid for an hour not thirty minutes.

[Tightpants]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378869.0

Previous positive but this appears to be a more accurate description of the service provided.

Unfortunately it is a common attitude with many Thai massage providers to do as little as possible for the most money.

Thanks to all that take time to review.

[compata]

Thanks for the review. Just for clarity, the massage was £60 for the hour (including HE?) And the btb was an extra £40, is that correct mate? If she just rubbed her tits on you for the extra dosh didn't you say anything or complain. Hundred quid for that shit service I would have demanded half my money back. Also saying you had paid for an hour not thirty minutes.

The price was for all the services mentioned and no breakdown. My experience tells me to learn my lesson and move on after a schit punt. I rarely ever say anything, I am gambling before they even open the door, maybe thats why its called punting?