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External Link/Members OnlyOn a visit to the north-east I was hoping to see
External Link/Members Only of Wallsend for a second time and I contacted her in advance. But we couldn't make our schedules match up. Second time that’s happened.
After a bit of research, Simone Sinclaire was the first on my list of alternatives thanks to some glowing UKP reviews. I thought she’d be in Durham but her location turned out to be a flat in a posh area of Sunderland. (No, that's not a contradiction in terms.) I grew up in County Durham but I'd never been to this leafy locale before.
Comms were straightforward. Her phone went to voicemail but she replied to my text query after 15 minutes. Once we’d agreed the terms (I'd asked for an hour but she could manage only 45 mins) she sent me the postcode and name of the apartment block along with precise instructions where to park. The cost was £130 + £20 for a Nuru massage.
I’d had a fabulous Nuru experience from a Polish escort about 20 years earlier and when I saw it on Simone's profile for only £20 more I thought it was a good opportunity to try it again. I wished I hadn't in the end. The Nuru was enjoyable but I felt it went on too long for a 45-minute session.
I found Simone very attractive and her stated age of 39 looks about right. She could pass for 35, and bears a resemblance to the young Una Stubbs, who I always found super-cute. When I asked if anyone else had ever mentioned this she said: “Not to me, but my mum used to get that all the time.” That’s you told, grandad, she didn’t add.
I took a shower first then we began with a few minutes of standing DFK and mutual groping before she got me to lie face-down on the bed to start the Nuru routine. With a soft Geordie accent and a cheerful personality, Simone was very pleasant company. Having a sexy naked woman slip and slide all over your back, bum and legs with her tits and ass as the main points of contact is certainly fun and possibly therapeutic. But I didn’t find it particularly erotic until she got me to turn over and my cock came into play.
We were chatting happily throughout the process and because I'd taken my watch off for the shower I had only a vague idea how much time had passed. With hindsight I should have moved things along earlier. Once I had turned over and my flagpole finally rose she moved on to OWO, checking first if I wanted a condom or not. I did enjoy the BJ and as usual I asked to switch to 69 once I'd had my fill of watching her pleasure my knob. This also went well and I soon had my thumb inside her pussy as well as my tongue pleasuring her clit. She made quiet sounds of appreciation.
However, this was the moment when I realised I had forgotten two important things. 1: To bring the box of made-to-measure rubbers I have been using since the start of this year to combat condom-wilt. 2: More importantly, I had forgotten to take a blue pill, even though I did have them with me. I’ve never forgotten to do this before in more than 15 years of needing them.
I mentioned the pill issue to Simone and she came up for air for long enough to say: “You seem to be doing OK without one.” This was true at that moment, but I knew that once the rubber went on my hard-on would wither and die like a vampire exposed to sunlight. And so it proved. We did try to get it back in business, but Simone eventually called a halt, saying that even if I did get inside her, the condom would come off and it wouldn’t be safe. She had a point.
This was an even worse result than the previous day in south London, when my erection lasted about a minute inside a Polish MILF despite having remembered to take a pill and use a personalised rubber. As I said in
THIS review, I fear my days of poking prossie pussy are almost over. I’ve tried cock rings, by the way, and they make things even worse. The problem may be psychological as well as physical, but short of paying a shrink or a hypnotist I don’t know to get over it.
Simone does not offer CIM, so after abandoning hopes of penetration I briefly considered cumming on her tits or bum. But in the end we lay side by side kissing deeply while she wanked me to a fairly satisfying climax. I can’t always cum when anyone else gives me a hand-job so this was a small consolation.
Annother shower was needed to get rid of the Nuru gel and Simone correctly predicted that it would take a while to get rid of it because contact with water activates its slippery properties again. Finally cleaned up, I kissed her goodbye about 50 minutes after entering the flat.
I did hesitate over making this a neutral or a positive because of the Nuru timing issue but decided that I had enjoyed my time with Simone enough to perhaps see her again despite that, so a positive it is.
