External Link/Members OnlySo this was a Sunday morning punt, I was left with nothing to do, but of a loose end, dropped the o/h in town shopping and would rather pull my teeth out than walk around the Vici centre all day.
Tried this one, comma all by text and quick response.
Told the girl was young, slim and pretty, she wasn’t.
On arrival the “madam” walks me up the stairs to introduce me to a chubby girl, she’s late 20’s-30’ish maybe, as I get closer to say hello I’m met with a terrible “unbrushed teeth” smell like she’d just woke up.
I walk down the stairs and say to the madam could I have a word please.
I say you told me there’s a young slim girl here, could I see her instead please.
I was told she wasn’t working, I say why did you tell me just over 30 mins ago she was then?
She says I forgot ?
I’ve not walked in such a long time, but this was totally taking the piss, admitted I’ve gone ahead with bookings before when it’s obviously not the girl advertised and to be fair this place always uses fake photos.
I explained she hasn’t brushed her teeth to be told she would speak to the girl, I say has she even showered today? To be told of course, I say then why didn’t she brush her teeth?
Just disappointed and not being over fussy I said leave it and walked.
To be fair 30 mins later I got a text apologising.
Rang over
