Author Topic: Miss Fortune 1 Bath  (Read 1798 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6961308) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Chris1966

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Her name reflects my own misfortune!
Total disaster more like !

Had an itch and noticed a new SP local to me.
Comms and directions were fine but that’s where the positives end.
Alarm bells should have rung when a simple dress request couldn’t be accommodated but more importantly the girl I saw was not the girl on the profile. She didn’t do the behind the door hide thing so I had a chance to turn on my heels but liked the look of her so stupidly went in

She was dressed in slippers and gym type kit and was quite pretty and very slim - bordering on a bit too skinny and has big bolt one out of proportion to her figure

Had a quick shower then back in the room it went down hill very fast .

She said her nipples were too sensitive so totally out of bounds and kissing was extra . She didn’t like being touched anywhere but I was allowed to lick her but she stopped that quickly saying she could feel menthol and it was uncomfortable !

Realising it was going very wrong I suggested cutting the hour down to 30 minutes but that was declined

Thought I would ask for a massage for a while - to kill some time - but that was crap and she was keen to crack on and give me oral  . Used her phone a couple of times FFS and kept a bit of tissue in her hand like worry beads

The condom she used was like a welly so couldn’t feel much so decided to cut my losses and crack on.
Fucked her in a couple of positions but she then said I would have to finish on top because she was sore !

Never seen anyone so disinterested- stared blankly into space and I had a problem maintaining any interest myself as she lay there like a sack of spuds

Eventually shot my load and was out of there in about 35 mins - start to finish

Not sure if there are other girls there - she claimed to be Italian and that could have been right

One of my worse punts ever - and that is saying something I can tell you !



Offline Urban_G

Thanks for the review and TOFTT :hi:

Had this profile on my radar as I think she looks quite cute in some of her pics, will now avoid of course.

Offline fluffer

Photos stolen from here.
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How pretty would you say she was?

Offline reeeeex1227

This is madness!! I just dropped her an email but no reply. Guess I don't need to bother anymore.

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Offline Chris1966

Cheers guys
Feel even more stupid now
Clearly the person I thought I was going to visit does not actually exist in UK !
What an idiot I was
Just hope I help others avoid and her/their phone gets dusty
But guess they will just move on and/or reinvent
Ho hum