External Link/Members OnlyMeeting took place around 2 weeks ago during a work trip I had to Edinburgh.
Recently I’ve been wanting to indulge in a few more massages purely on the basis that I see the appeal in being able to walk away feeling refreshed and also empty at the same time
Had a good search through what was on offer in Edinburgh and cross referenced it with the reviews on here, then landed on Linda sweety.
Booked the massage for 10pm, so I set off walking from my hotel at around 9.30pm (around a 20 min walk) which was estimated to get me there 10 minutes early. 10 minutes after setting off she text me and asked to push it back to 10.15pm, but I declined purely on the basis that this would leave me standing around for almost half an hour which I wasn’t prepared to do. If she’d have text me before setting off it wouldn’t have been a problem.
Anyway, she responded giving the green light for 10pm. I arrived at the location which to be fair was in quite a nice part of the city not too far from the university I believe. Felt very safe and from the outside the accommodation looked nice. When I got buzzed in I was asked to walk up to the first floor, there was two doors (presumably two workers live here), and out came a woman from one of the doors.
First things first, it’s not the girl on the pics. I didn’t find her particularly attractive but at the same time she wasn’t unattractive either… Early 40’s at least.
I was asked to remove my shoes and was given an extremely large pair of sliders to wear instead, I was also asked to wash my hands which of course is no problem.
I’d booked one hour which was £80, and over text id requested two pops. I reconfirmed this with her before we started.
She spent the first 10 minutes giving me a massage, didn’t ask how I wanted it. It was okay, fairly relaxing and there was some nice CC swipes. She then flipped me over and gave me a slow handjob until I came quite heavily. She cleaned me up and then spent the next 20 minutes giving me a fairly pleasant massage. I’m not expert myself, but I did find it quite enjoyable although I can’t help but think there’s better out there.
After 20 minutes she flipped me back over and gave me my second handjob. Once that had finished I was asked if I wanted a shower, which I declined, so she signalled that the session was over. At this point it’s 10.45pm, and I only got buzzed in at 10.05pm, so realistically there was at least 20 minutes still left of the session.
You might be thinking, why didn’t I question it… Well to be honest I couldn’t really be bothered to challenge her on it and then get another 20 minutes of lack lusture massage. I’d cum twice so I just felt like id get out of there.
The other gripe I had was that she didn’t really say anything at all… so the whole thing felt very transactional and distant.
I also really struggle to give someone a positive when they clearly aren’t what they are advertising (I.e not the person in the pictures).
The reason it’s not a total negative is because the massage at points was okay, and she catered for my request of two pops.
I walked back to my hotel with the feeling that it wasn’t £80 well spent, so on that basis I will not be returning
