External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only Bit of a weird one this - tiffered between a Negative and Neutral, but decided to give her the benefit of the doubt as she was at least a bit daring...
Comms
Pretty easy to set up the meeting. Usual postcode and text for final details on arrival routine.
Location
OK, nothing special or out of the ordinary. Felt safe. Strange set-up in a kind of studio flat, with the main room divided into two with a curtain - bed on one side, sofa and her own space on the other.
Service Provider
Pics are not particularly accurate; it's definitely the woman in the pics based on the tattoo on her lower back, but she's put on A LOT of timber since they were taken. She's almost pushing BBW territory now I'd say - a good size 16 if not more.
The meet
Usual behind the door start. As others have commented, she's quite chatty and a bit cheeky, but much bigger than pics suggest and had to struggle her way out of her dress to reveal a quite meaty thong underneath. A bit of FD massage to start with, then it got quite interesting; "I know what you boys want" she said as she turned me over, and next thing I know I've got a chubby arse sat right on my face with her pussy bearing down on me. She's going for 69 down the other end, whilst grinding her snatch into my face - which was sort of OK except for a slight whiff of piss and a strange white triangle up her crevice that suggested a fair bit of time on the sunbed.
Straight up if I'd met her "cold" without seeing her AW profile first, I'd have definitely put her down as Brazilian.
Anyway, after I struggled my way out from under her suffocating snatch there was more "I know what you want" and she's beating me off with a finger up my arse. No particular airs and graces or sensuousness about it - I just suddenly realised I had a chubby lady on top of me, wanking me off with a digit up my rear - so I thought "what the hell, this hasn't been a particularly great punt so far, might as well go the dirty route..."
Asked her to put another finger inside, at which point she said she already had TWO in, and a couple of moments later I've got three - or maybe four - fingers up me and I'm getting a pretty rough hand job.
This all came to a fairly inevitable conclusion a few minutes later; she struggled up off the bed and went into the other room while I got dressed and ready to go. A few moments later, she'd got a big towel round her, I asked to wash my hands and got the last vestiges of piss off my tongue with some mouthwash, and out into the night.
£70 for 30 minutes, was probably out in about 25.
Would I return? Almost certainly not; she wasn't as cheeky or perky as others have found; a lot bigger than her pics (and not as facially attractive); and I'm not sure about having someone sat on my face without there being any indication it was what I was after, or there being any sort of preamble that meant it was a natural progression.
A strange one all round. I can think of a fair few places the cash would have been better spent. YMMV.
