Rose, advertised as a 24 y/o Taiwanese escort.
Had the itch for a while for a Chinese escort and the advert on VS seemed decent so decided to go for the punt.
Link :
External Link/Members OnlyGood comms, fast replies to text messages.
Location
St Andrews road south, down a side alley next to a restaurant. Area was quiet and felt safe.
Cost
1 hour £120 incall.
Premises
Knocked and she hid behind the door. I always find this dead weird, anyway, in I entered.
Chinese (Taiwanese) Lady in her mid 30’s NOT at all like photos on VS. Dressed in a baggy orange blouse, no nickers.
Ok figure, little bit of saggy belly fat.
Acne scars on her face, quite pretty but defo not worth £120. I was hoping for younger and much fitter!
As I enter the flat, Straight away I get a whiff of chow main, and I notice on the side there’s two plates with noddles. Ah!…She’s made some scran for me!?!?
Wrong!…She ushers me past the food and into to the bedroom. The whole place was dimly lit, clean and modern looking. I was taken to a room with two double beds. I assume one was for to sleep in and the other was for the punt.
Her English is fucking shite! Very annoying having to use google translate for every fucking question!
Massage
Got bollocko and led on the bed face down. The bed was prepared for a massage, she left the room to stash the cash.
Came back in, looks at me on the bed and says “ oooooh Mr muscle man” and we both laugh.
She applied oil and gave me back massage for about 15min. Felt nice but I got a bit bored, tried to touch her and she complained that my hands were too cold.
She moved her attention down to my arse, nice massage tbh and just the one CC swipe. Not the best at teasing. She told me to turn over, I barely had a semi!
She then uses google translate to try and charge me an extra £20 for OWO. Google kept crashing so she couldn’t understand that I was trying to decline the offer. In the end, out of sheer frustration I just said yes. She then gave a fake yelp of happiness and have me a peck on the lips.
OWO was extremely mediocre, tried playing with her tits and she once again complained that my hands were cold.
I suggested 69. She didn’t understand, so out comes google bastard translate again!!A weak signal so google didn’t translate. From here I forced her into position, I had her fanny in my face and she screamed! “Ahhhh nooooo” so I through her off me and she says “put medicine on me”
What?????….
She points at her minge, and lies back on the bed. I took this as an invite to RO - I started to lick her pussy, she moans and groans, seemingly liking it.
Her minge is not the best looking, too much droopy kebab meat on the outside, and too hairy for my liking.
She grabs a Jonny and wants me to fuck her.
Missionary and CG, tried some DFK but she tilted her head away. This was a bit of a hard on killer!
Finished the punt with BJ and HJ. Came in her face and as soon as did the first spirt she was reaching for the tissue to wipe her face! She left me to wank out the remaining bucket load of jizz. Not good!
The whole punt took 45min. As I tried to leave she gave me her bank details to pay the £20 for OWO. “Yeah sure love, I’ll get that paid tomorrow”
She replied (on google translate) “if you dont my boss be very mad”
Well you’ve got my number, I replied.
She looks at me blank, gets out her phone and tells me to speak into google “well you’ve got my number, tell your boss to call of he has a problem”
Again, google crashes, she looks puzzled and out comes google translate again! I thought I can’t be arsed with this. Got my clothes on and she escorts me to the door.
She mutters something Chinese into google translate and plays it back to me “REMEMBER!”
Ok I replied, smiled and left.
As soon as I left I blocked her number.
The whole punt was at best worth £60 tops! Didn’t look anything like photos, crap BJ, HJ rushed and too fast. No kissing, screamed when I put her fanny on my face, complained about my hands being cold, left me to wank off while she cleaned jizz off of her face. Just fucking meh the whole thing.
In hindsight, I should have just booked 30min. Actually, I should have just stayed at home and had a wank!
Very mediocre and defo won’t be going back and she can swivel for that £20!
Some of you may think bad of me for not paying her the extra £20 but given the circumstances she didn’t deserve it. The punt was more annoying than “sensual” as described on the VS listing.
Luckily I always use a burner phone for my punts 😃
