Acuherbal - legit massage shop South Ealing - not worth it

[Fact]

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Thought i'd try and report, so no one else wastes time, as I didnt find a report on the place.

Advert doesnt say no sexual services on Gumtree, in fact it says you wont be disappointed.

2 horrible little rooms at the back of shop.

Even the massage was rubbish. Told it would be hard sports massage but was just a rub. I stopped after 30 mins and asked for a partial refund. Used 30 mins and received 30 mins money back.

Should have just gone to Osterley Girls - tried and tested.

[kewrghwr]

I know the one, horrible looking little place - I'd take my money to the excellent nearby butchers instead!

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the recce

Perhaps try the place that has opened a few doors from the Motspur Park flat?  Might be able to salvage a disappointment should it happen.

[Muff licker]

Yes indeed I am awaiting a review from this place might have to TOFTT

[Jonestown]

Yes indeed I am awaiting a review from this place might have to TOFTT

It’s been commented on and reviewed several times, search on South Ealing, it’s far from completely straight as I recall.

[Gt31]

It’s been commented on and reviewed several times, search on South Ealing, it’s far from completely straight as I recall.

Definitely not legit.
Went there a couple of months ago and everything was available including full sex.
A month later only got massage and the girl was wearing gloves which I found very annoying.
Best visit after 8 pm.

[Iloveoral]

Definitely not legit.
Went there a couple of months ago and everything was available including full sex.
A month later only got massage and the girl was wearing gloves which I found very annoying.
Best visit after 8 pm.

I don’t see your review?
Or any reviews by you?

[Fact]

cheers on the alternative. will search for that now, especially after below on the same day.

I tried another place afterwards in Hanwell on the main road - Uxbridge Road - Its called Ever Green.
 lady in 60s - eblow massage instead of forearm
desperately trying to convince me to try B2B, which i had to say no 3 times to. "just want massage on the back of my thighs pls"

[LLPunting]

cheers on the alternative. will search for that now, especially after below on the same day.

I tried another place afterwards in Hanwell on the main road - Uxbridge Road - Its called Ever Green.
 lady in 60s - eblow massage instead of forearm
desperately trying to convince me to try B2B, which i had to say no 3 times to. "just want massage on the back of my thighs pls"

Thanks for the update on the Hanwell place, I thought I mentioned it years back in the parlour thread, seems like it hasn't really changed regarding prospects.

[Stressedferret]

I used to go here before I joined the site, like 2016 or something and back them it was always 2 pretty Chinese girls, on rotation as there was 1 girl who was there often and she was very attractive.

*place is opposite wickes?
I'm sure they advertise on gumtree at the moment mentioning Chinese, African and EE staff.
Shop was grotty then and no showers! So not ideal.
Really hope it's had a refurb by now!

Maybe the ad mentions all these nationalities to pull in punters
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[Stevo212]

Acuherbal has been hit and miss for a long time, the girls always change I believe the boss Jane is often too hard on the girls as the few times I tried there they’d often complain, the pricing is over the top.
And yes the rooms are horrid - no toilet or shower.
Best as I recall was a lady named Sally but this is 4-5 years go.

[gurds]

Went to this place a while ago and found it laughable.

Is a Chinese last that runs the place, I saw a colombian girl there at the time. Was extra for b2b but girl sat on my chest! My chest hurt for a few days after that

Also shower in there is laughable, is an incredibly tiny room with a toilet right next to the shower. The water basically will flood the room completely.

[Biggiet1]

Had a good massage there the other day with a girl called Lisa with a decent HR to end for a total of £60 + £20.
Unfortunately the facilities are really poor, the girl doesn't wipe off the oil and the toilet/shower facilities are atrocious.

She gave me a used towel and the paper off the massage table when I asked if I could wipe myself off. 

Although the massage was decent, I won't be going back because the facilities are so poor.