So attempt number 3 at a punt today. If this is the 3rd title in the trilogy it should be called Romanian Roulette. I had text "Spanish Ana" earlier on
External Link/Members Onlyand had got a text of availability as I was on my way to see "Miko" earlier so thought. Fuck it. Not slept with a Spanish girl before. Even if it likely wasn't the girl from the photos, I'll check it out. Was very pushy on the texts about time and got several "how long you gonna be bby?" texts while I was on route even though I was around 10-15 mins. Address was in
(Street name removed as per rules) as stated on the ad. So yes, warning signs were there but as I said previously, was feeling particularly risky haha.
Arrived and the girl who answered the door was certainly not the one from the photos but she was alright and at this point I couldn't be arsed with another attempt somewhere else so I went in. She seemed friendly and I'm usually a 2 round guy so I stupidly paid the hour and 20 extra for OWO. This is where it gets weird. I am almost certain I handed her £140 as I had it counted out and in one pocket but she counted it and said there was only £120. I thought I seen her flick past 2 notes and asked to count it myself. There was £120. Very magicianesque slight of hand but I couldn't be certain so handed over another 20 from my wallet. She asks me to "relax and take my clothes off". I do... She then gives me a quick wipe and begins possibly the shittest OWO ever performed. Shallow hovering of the mouth and barely even taking the head in. After about a minute of this she whips out the condom and goes to put it on. I say, "woah, I'm not even properly hard yet... Can we do some more OWO until I'm at least hard?" LOL. She says, "You not want sex?" I say, "I'm nowhere near hard. More oral, please?" She says no and starts giving me a shit hand job. Ffs, this isn't going well. As soon as I'm 3/4 hard she says "sex?". OK. She says, "you on top but not hard OK?". At this point I'm thinking ill be lucky to finish or maintain a boner at this rate, so go for it. She does the annoying hand in the way to stop you penetrating properly and doesn't feel very tight from the little I get to fuck lol. My boner begins to fade. I say, "can we try with you on top?" She reluctantly climbs on top and does the weird side on shallow squat where you're barely in her. Again the boner begins to fade. Fuck it. I just want to cum and get out of there. So she climbs off and begins a furiously fast and aggressive hand job lol. Pretty uncomfortable but it gets the job and I shoot my load after a few minutes. I think about round 2 but as I sat for a minute she just stands near the door and stares at me with not much willingness to engage in conversation apart from some basic, "Where you from" chat (she was Romanian btw) with not great English so that was a no go. After a minute or two I think, nah round 2 not gonna happen. So get dressed and am out the door. All in I was in there for 21 minutes lol. Second time I've been fleeced from a Romanian SP. I've had 2 good experiences too but it's a shame that the ones who are bad are so fuckinh awful. It really ruins it for the genuinely decent ones.
So.
Duration paid for - 1 Hour - 21 minutes received
Cost - £120 + £20 for OWO and a mysteriously vanishing £20
Girl -
Appearance - 6/10
Service - 2/10
Attitude - 3/10
Lesson learned. Should have either just went with Miko or saved myself the money for next time
