Link:
External Link/Members Only Or
External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £130
Duration: 1 hour
Location:
Same location as BlackPearl. Its round the corner from the ALDI in Hatfield, you can park on the road outside the block of flat for easy access.
Comms:
Like before, this is Maid handling the calls, you are booked in at the next available slot and away you go.
The Punt:
I want to put this mildly, but I have never been so disgusted in myself, especially after this punt. First, this thing is like a whale. One review said, “fat in the right places” No, if you mean a huge belly that hangs and lays on the bed next to you then no. The pictures are deceiving, she is not this curvaceous Latina you think and the only thing she has going for her is the age. Now, I am happy to overlook this but not when it’s coupled with the worst punt in a while.
She begins with lip touching (yes touching lips), she is reluctant to kiss, closed lips no passion, no emotion, and no effort whatsoever. Shagging this girl is like meeting an inexperienced virgin that lays there, which should not be the case in this profession. I must try and initiate things, directing her to almost every position because she is just laying there looking away into the distance. Eventually, I manage to get into missionary for the first pop. English is non-existent, making this 50x worse, so I opt for a massage to break the awkward silence and get this over with. Now aroused again, only through sheer will power and having to image another woman. I ask Shamoo to get on top. I kid you not, it was like watching the whale in Free Willy miss the jump and land on the kid standing on the rocks. Then she just lay right on top not moving, what the hell! I had to, with all my might move this blubberous thing up and down as I was on the brink of suffocation. I wanted out of there at this point, so I had to image something far hotter riding me. Managed the second pop!
Conclusion:
I have never left a punt, thinking I need to immediate shag something far hotter to rid myself of this mental scarring I endured. This girl is lifeless and simply does not get this profession. You are better of spending your money elsewhere. It’s a stick pump and dump at best and I am being very, very generous here.
Return: Hell no!
Happy punting gentlemen and I hope this gave you a giggle!
Topic: NOA DIAMONT - Hatfield (Read 1245 times)