External Link/Members OnlyWhen - earlier this year
Where - north Oxford hotel beloved by touring SPs
Why - I had a terrible itch to scratch, there was hardly anyone showing available and so I let my little brain take over and convince me that a cheerful Milf probably wouldn’t be such a bad experience.
I can’t really comment on all the usual aspect like service or personality as I didn’t partake. This was the first time in years that I’ve wished I was back in the parlour days of being able to ‘look before you book’ as the SP was so not my type that I declined to even start the service, offered her her half hour rate as a courtesy since its not her fault she wasn’t to my taste and left. Considerably older than the profile suggested (not uncommon I know), not wearing it well (my personal view) but really high mileage and reminded me more of Karen from Eastenders than any ‘size 8 on top and 10 at the hips’ suggested by the profile.
Neutral as she may have provided an amazing service and so a neg seems unfair. I was ready for it to be a case of service over beauty but not to this extent. I’m still glad that I just opted to leave rather than find out though.
Picture not on profile removed as per rules.