Who? Saucy_S -
External Link/Members OnlyWhere: Basingstoke, Brighton Hill
When: June 2023
Price: £100 for half an hour.
Comms: Easy by text this time but previously I’d tried to get and she didn’t reply
Services: OWO, RO, spanking, 69, mish, COB
The girl: A chubby blonde MILF next door type. But for me, more M than ILF. Larger than the profile photos suggest and a bit chunkier than I prefer. She was friendly but I just didn’t fancy her, which isn’t her fault. Nice pussy but slightly stubbly. Nice tits; fake but well done with scars hard to spot. She had a spotty chest and arse which was a bit off-putting.
The punt:I texted five minutes before the start time for the address (I was at the postcode) but she kept me waiting until bang on the start time to give it so it was a few minutes before I found the flat and got in the door.
We started with kissing, then she dropped to her knees and gave OWO. This was a bit too gentle but pleasant enough. Then onto the bed for more OWO. Then RO which she seemed to enjoy.
I told her I’d like to finish with a facial as this is in her Likes list but she declined saying she needed notice. She suggested I could cum on her tits instead. She also has spanking on her Likes, so I put her over my knee and spanked her for a few minutes but not too hard. She seemed indifferent to this so I wasn’t encouraged to persevere.
Then we did a 69 but I was struggling to maintain my enthusiasm as I didn’t fancy the girl. When she’s sucked and wanked me hard again I suggest we’d better get the condom on for the main event. She put it on plus some lube. We did mish but she immediately went into overdrive, using her legs to powerfully pull me in to her and her hands to increase my pace. I prefer to slowly work up to a rapid pounding conclusion and her trying to force the pace – I assume to make me cum quick – was a real passion killer and after a couple of minutes I was starting to lose wood. I could have told her to stop it but I just wanted to get the meeting over by then. So I pulled out and said I’d come on her tits. She chucked the condom on the floor and I had a quick wank, finishing on her tits. COB doesn’t really do it for me but it was the best conclusion I was going to get so I went with it.
The verdict: I didn’t have much fun to be honest, although the SP was friendly enough. The whole thing was very unerotic. I was disappointed not to have the facial conclusion I’d expected but I appreciate that was my fault for not confirming it in advance. I’m calling it a neutral as I think a negative would be overly harsh.
Visit again? No