External Link/Members OnlyVelvet Spa is located on the edge of Romford town centre but has some bay parking available outside and can pay on phone or via machine. Free after 6.30pm..
Comms were all good and booked a 30 min session for £30. Greeted by friendly Englishman at reception who shows you to a room (thankfully thats the last I saw of him as didnt want a rub and tug off him)
After a few mins Tina comes to the room. She is a 40 something Chinese lady who was what I would call the typical massage lady look. Certainly not fat but not thin either, not pretty but not ugly..
I wasnt here to cock around, i laid waiting facing up instead of down. She knew the score and negotiated B2B for 40. Tina was very friendly and did the negotations in a nice friendly way which didnt kill the atmos.
What followed though was a mundane B2B. Despite being friendly Tina clearly didnt want me anywhere near her. I was allowed to suck on her ample breasts but she always mentioned she was sensitive which would stop me in my tracks. At this stage i knew that i wasnt on to a winner, but perservered and got her to lay down instead of me.
I spread her legs and went downtown and more 'im sensitive' comments followed. I call them comments because she doesnt do it in a complaining manner, it is more of a jokey 'ooo im sensitive' friendly manner. However this still stops me in my tracks whenever i try to get into 2nd gear so she clearly does it tactically to get me to stop.
Eventually i thought sod this for a laugh, im gonna lay down and let her do some work. She proceeded to perform B2B which is more of a lay on you type as opposed to body slides. This was a disappointment and i just remember laying there thinking of what i could have spent the cash on instead of this basic offering.
Nevertheless after a boring B2B she got me to the finish.
All in all, a lovely lady but it was 70 notes wasted. Either she wasnt into Ted or just doesnt enjoy the job, but the constant 'im sensitive' comments whenever i tried to do anything of note was a real killer.
I have given this a neutral as the general experience here is a good one. I.e a bottle of water is given on arrival which is a nice touch, also the shower in the room is nice and clean. The B2B was a bit meh unfortunately, so i think neutral is a fair review considering i didnt give her the chance to show me her normal massage skills.
