I had time to kill a few days ago and decided to visit a TCM place. I went to Worcester Street but the inner door was closed and the small white board sign on that strange lectern had a note saying come back at 3.45pm. I didn’t want to hang around and decided to try Relax Oasis which is about 150 metres away on Salop Street.
The entrance is quite public and Salop Street is a busy road with buses going past etc. I went in and the usual door chimes alerted them to my arrival and Jenny appeared from a room at the back.
She’s around 40 and slim and was wearing baggy black clothing. She seemed friendly enough but I’d have preferred someone younger. I was horny and decided to go for an hours massage at £45, a bad mistake.
I was shown into the room on the left, it’s a large room with a wide massage table and shower cubicle. I got undressed and got on the table. Jenny asked if I wanted music and I said no, some of the stuff that they play in these places hurts my ears! The massage was below average, no accidental brushes, CC swipes or reach unders. It’s was quite mechanical and not remotely sensual. My biggest complaint was that she did not stop talking, asking me questions about my life and family and sharing her opinions on everything from AI to Boris Johnson. I didn’t need or want to hear any of it.
By this point my horn had reduced and I’d decided that I didn’t want a HE from her so when the inevitable question came I declined. She seemed surprised but respected my wishes. I got dressed and went to my local for a couple in the beer garden.
In conclusion, I wish Worcester Street had been available because this place was just not doing it for me. I won’t go back.
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