External Link/Members OnlySo, new girl at Ceasars. Not actually that new. It may have been a fuck-up on their website, but for the first couple of days, she was advertised as 34yoa. That may well have been her age when the profile photos were taken, but a decade, a dress size and several tattoos later, she's not what I expected. In all fairness, the age listing has since been removed.
Booked by phone with receptionist. £140 for the hour and I wasn't asked to pay till the end. That bit's good. Booking was easy. It isn't always. I've given up and driven past the place a few times. Sometimes it's just that the phone isn't answered. A few times though, I've called to try to book Elif or Candy only to find out that they've not turned up. One Monday, poor Helen seemed to be booked solidly as she was to only one of the three girls on the rota to actually show up and was trying to cover as many bookings as possible.
So, the booking started with a massage. This woman obviously has shares in OPEC because she kept pouring oil on by the barrel load. The massage was.... well.... crap. A light oily rub round and round my back. No CC swipes. No reach unders. Nada. Nil.
All the time the massage was going on, she told me her life story. It was just WAY too much info. By the end of the booking, I knew where she lived, who she lived with, both the busses she took to get to Codnor and where she was moving to. From the tat above her arse, I even knew her sons name and DOB. Eventually about 40 minutes in, I managed to get my dick in her mouth. It still didn't stop her talking though. She'd lick my cock for a few seconds, then stop for a chat again. So, conscious that time was running out, I bagged up and decided to have a fuck finish. That's when it really went bad. She started by saying that she preferred doggy. Okay, fair enough. So off I go, no sooner had I started than she said she thought it might be due to the menopause, but if she fucked any other way than doggy, she'd bleed. It didn't happen as much when she fucked in doggy. WTAF!
That was it. Pull out. Quickly toss off over her tits. Get dressed. Leave.
As a person she's really nice. I sort of feel bad leaving a negative because she's a nice person. But at the end of the day, I went there to pay a girl £140 to fuck me, not tell me her life story. She didn't look like her profile photo. When it came to the services.... she was willing enough. She either just wasn't any good, or she wouldn't stop talking long enough to get the job done.
Perhaps she was nervous. Maybe she was out of practice as I think she's only just started doing this again. End of the day, I won't be going back to Ceasars again. Helen's nice, but a bit too 'plastic' and her fake tits aren't really my thing. The only person I thought had really great tits and a fabulous pussy was the girl on reception - and there's no guarantee she'll have time to play. Even then, it'd only be if I booked one of the other girls as well... if they turn up.
