CFNM = Clothed Female,Naked Male* Phone no : 0121 2936269 * (On shop frontage)Bonham’s recent reviews on this place
drummed up (pun intended) my interest in paying a debut visit.
Comms : X-L-ent,up to speed on their side.All by phone.Rang to find out who was working that day.Given 2 names I can’t recall,sampled neither in the end.Reluctant to commit to a definite time as I use public transport .In the end ,phoned on arrival in the area and was trotting in not long after.
They actually had more than 2 girls on -3 or 4 from what I saw - but only mentioned 2 when I phoned,the reasons for which I can only surmise.
Got the impression that if a punter was even slightly late it would be “exit stage left,next-down-the-line please”....doubt they suffer latecomers gladly.
Location : Sat near a v.busy multi-road junction + shopping area in Sparkhill.So,no shortage of punter voyeurs - plenty of eyes feasting on your blushing walk to the door
! Hey Mrs.Akhtar,I’m only going in for some cupping therapy…honest…yeah,right…you’re going in to have your balls cupped + something other than blood drained,you dirty old pudhi.However,my strategically timed visit meant less spectators…
Inside : Mature Asian lady booked me in on the reception computer - they’re keen on details.Off-putting for some.Got a sitting area on the left where the girls were waiting.Expected the gaff to be a bit downtrodden but no - clean + modern interior.Wash basin in my room.
Price ? 40 hr massage +
30 HE =
70 Appearance + Stats : Black T shirt + trousers
S.Asian,99% sure she’s of Indian heritage : late 20s/30ish : 5’3”
Neither fair-skinned,nor Southern Indian dark - in between
Nice,firm, feminine bod on her from what I saw ( + felt !).Soft, not OTT , curves.A slim size 8
30B/C titties - guesstimate
Face : Quite attractive Sub-Continent looks IMO .
Personality : Sweet-natured + polite.Enthusiastic + client focused,wanting feedback on how I felt + how she could optimise my experience.Excellent English.
The Punt My grand entrance was a bit unnerving/embarassing - 3 girls sat with eyes trained on me while I sorted my details and 40 with the Mama San - or should that be Mama Khan? Told to go into room,Komal allocated to me as I sauntered to it.Clapped eyes on her properly when she came in to introduce herself,pleased with what I saw.
Left me for a few mins to strip + hunker down on the massage slab before returning.Coated her palms with neutral-smelling oil + NASA ,we had lift off.
Would describe her technique as 90 therapeutic : 10 sensual.Really unravelled the tangles + knots in my upper body with her sweeps + medium pressure presses.Drained nearly every reservoir of tension in my back.Could be worth a visit if you’ve got a battered body from the gym…or from the other half in the house, lol.With an HE bonus after - as seedy dessert ! Pretty professional rub,like the other S.Asian masseurs I’ve had. Think they’re trained better than some of the Orientals.
Once she’d burnt off most of my torso tautness, she set about the bottom half with gusto.Gave one of the best leg massages I’ve experienced.Worked the calves + hams really well.Fired off the stretched bow strings in these muscles effectively.Felt various areas go….piiing ! And the arrows of stress energy flew out.Got this technique where she sweeps up the muscles with rapid , 2-handed waves.V.good.
My bum eagerly welcomed some attention from her petite,whirring hands.At the end, tasting some subtle inner thigh brushes + featherlight scrotum scrapes.However,no major expeditions into this territory.Then, asked to flip.
Throughout this she wanted to know how she was doing,as well as asking what some would've considered intrusive questions - could've been unsettling for some of you punting bruvvas.
Some brief labour on my front,then the Calcutta market bartering began.Wanted a scary,wallet-splintering 40 just for the wank
…errr…jog on! Hell - better still,sprint on ! No way paying that unless I got something else included,maybe some partial/full nudity ? She was adamant about not doing any pay-per-view, so remained clothed.
Eventually agreed on 30 for her to spank my rod.Phew,just a minor crater blown in my wallet then - grudgingly acceptable.Oiled the semi-hard chap up + some hand manipulation provoked him to full stretch.
It was a good choke of the chicken.Helped along by me feeling her butt + titties through her clothes with her permission,and her playing with + cupping my balls.Mrs.Akhtar,I was bullshitting…you were sooooo right,ha ha !
Eventually reached the PONR,the stopcock sprung open, + shot a nice skinful of creamy lashings all over my abs.Decorated my tummy with fondant better than those Great British Bake Off contestants with their icing guns !
Helped to clean up by Komal + left to dress in my own time.On my way out,passed one of the other girls in the corridor - young,sturdily built, but exceptionally facially attractive IMO.Appeared mixed-race, unsure of what combination.Farewells + out,luckily no judgemental witnesses mooching around.
Summary : Good de-stressing massage + HE with a youngish,slimmish, attractive, Indian-heritage girl.Downsides were the busy location, + her outrageous hyperinflation of the initial HE price.Some may also have been thrown by their forensic recording of punter details and her probing questions,but I wasn’t too bothered by those.Cheers,LM
